A Tale As Old as Time: When a Rapper Meets a Duchess

June 21, 2007

50 Cent and Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, at a charity event in NYC

50 CENT: Yo, Fergie Ferg!

FERGIE: Why, hello there, Fifty.

50 CENT: Fine girl like you can call me Fiddy.

FERGIE: (SMILES POLITELY) Fiddy, it is.

50 CENT: (GIVES HER THE ONCE-OVER) Da-yum, Ferg! I'm gonna take you to the candy shop. Hell, I'll let you lick the lollipop --

FERGIE: Oh, no. No, no, no.

50 CENT: No? What the hell you mean "no"? I'm FIDDY. No 'ho say "no" --

FERGIE: Candy is five points on Weight Watchers. No can do.

*LONG PAUSE, AS UTTER CONFUSION CROSSES 50 CENT'S FACE*

50 CENT: Okay, yeah, whatever. We still gon' party like it's yo birthday, Ferg! That's right, we gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday --

FERGIE: Alcohol? Oh, Fiddy. What did I just tell you...?

*ANOTHER LONG PAUSE*

50 CENT: Wanna go back to my crib and nuke a Balsamic Glazed Chicken meal?

FERGIE: (TOUCHED) Fiddy, you are DOPE!

50 CENT: Just... don't talk.

She does have some impressive bling!

Posted by: Why Me? on June 21, 2007 3:55 PM

They actually look like a nice couple!!!

Posted by: Zip on June 21, 2007 4:36 PM

LOL!

Posted by: Hannah on June 22, 2007 1:32 PM

Before you know it, he'll be sucking her toes on some Caribbean island.

Posted by: Jo Jo on June 24, 2007 6:50 AM