Holy Candy Scientific Exclusive: The Jeter Herpes Tree!
August 10, 2007 | Pop Culture
File this one under: Probably not true, but I’m going to run with it anyway because Jeter should have been a teensy bit nicer to my friends when we saw him in Cabo on New Year’s Eve of 2005. (Not that I hold a grudge or anything.)
It has been reported — via some blog via a former assistant to Jessica Alba‘s ex Cash Warren — that she contracted Herpes from ex Derek Jeter.
Follow that? No? Then you’re REALLY going to have a tough time with my chart:
Introducing the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree! Planted with Jeter’s very own seed.