Holy Candy Scientific Exclusive: The Jeter Herpes Tree!
August 10, 2007 | Pop Culture
File this one under: Probably not true, but I’m going to run with it anyway because Jeter should have been a teensy bit nicer to my friends when we saw him in Cabo on New Year’s Eve of 2005. (Not that I hold a grudge or anything.)
It has been reported — via some blog via a former assistant to Jessica Alba‘s ex Cash Warren — that she contracted Herpes from ex Derek Jeter.
Follow that? No? Then you’re REALLY going to have a tough time with my chart:
Introducing the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree! Planted with Jeter’s very own seed.
Tags: Celebrities
Zip
says:
This is like the game of Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon…but its now Six Degrees Of STDs!!! BTW…I recall recently seeing a article which claimed that Alba believes in one night stands, so who knows where she got Herpies from…or anything else she may have!!!
These people shouldn’t be afraid of having Herpies, that is the least of their worries!!! They should be afraid that they could have been exposed to AIDS, HIV…and Hep-C…as each can kill you…and the latter of which can kill you within 15 years of your initial diagnosis!!!
Zip
says:
Oooohhhh…Wilmer!!! He slept with Lindsey Lohan, Mandy Moore and a good number of other actressses in Hollywood…and people are saying that Lindsey has Herpies too, BTW.
And Scarlett Johanssen admitted that she slept with Benicio Del Toro in a elevate upon first meeting him at the Oscars…absent a condom. As she put it, they did the fifthiest of things without protection.
As far as Eminen…I’ve heard rumors of him having an STD of some kind.
And Mark Walhberg…slept with Shannon Dardey (spelling???) and Tori Spelling in one night at the same hotel according to reports…and there are rumors that he also slept with Jeniffer Aniston when she was with Brad Pitt during the filming of Rockstar, or God Of Rock…whatever that movie was called.
Britney slept with Fred Durst, who slept with Carmen Elektra, Dave Navaro, I think Kid Rock got in there, Carmen also slept with Tommy Lee (Pamela Anderson who has Hep-C), Joan Jett, Dennis Rodmen and B-Real.
This is just plain nasty…all of it!!!
Zip
says:
That’s elevator!!! A true story!!!
Neecie
says:
Yeah some people really don’t value their bodies. If they did they wouldn’t be so sleazy.
Jo Jo
says:
This is sad, yet scary. This happens in our real world, too, not just the celebrityworld (and with worse things than herpes, like Zip said).
Jane
says:
Wow, that is ONE big pot o’disease. You know they are keeping the medical community in their area in business. I wonder if they all have a direct hot line number for pharmacy refills, filled in one hour or less.
Jenn
says:
These people just skeeve me out. If they couldn’t act or play sports where would they be?
Terry Lechecul
says:
> If they couldn’t act or play sports
> where would they be?
In Hollywood.
Where talent is not necessary to become a star.
big joe
says:
i can see this graphic in a high school biology book.
but should add the celebs zip mentioned.
martini lover
says:
Ha! More educational than the periodic table!!!
jewed
says:
And that adds up to…HOW many celebrity sex tapes?!
Jen1984
says:
More crabs on that chart than at Bobby and Whitney’s favorite spot, Joe’s Crab Shack!
Zip
says:
When Janet Jackson was still married…her then husband Rene, and Janet were both sued by their personal chef for illegally and secretly using his name to obtain medical prescriptions for a Hep-C drug.
BTW, Janet also used to date Magic Johnson who has HIV…as well, she used to date Justin Timberlake, just briefly several years ago. MMM??? Makes you wonder all kinds of things, doesn’t it???
Alex
says:
The gang over at L.A. Rag Mag.com broke this story, and just wanted to thank Holy Candy for the linkm. But next time use our name.
helltotheno
says:
This tree is brilliant.
theJOCK
says:
if they didnt act or play sports where would they be? you guys must be all nerds who dont have lives. thats like asking if you guys didnt do your homework or study. where would u be? stop being jealous cuz the envy is drippen off the tips of your tongues bitches
theJOCK
says:
o0o and by the way.. about that comment in some people dont just care about their bodies and are sleazy? they wouldnt have fucked if they knew the std was present. shit if you guys/girls have hit some good shit you would understand. peace im out this BIETCH.
PS JESSICA ALBA IS STILL FIIIIINE AND DEEEVINE
Jennifer
says:
You gotta be freakin kidding….this is all connected to usweekly in some sort of way…this “tree” is a joke, made up by some crazy ass woman and all she did was get out some glue and poster board and come up with her own little art project. Well, if you think this is true I sugjest you all get some help. Alright…..next blog….here I come
dalas v
says:
Heaven forbid you publish a herpes story without giving due credit to “L.A. Rag Mag.” The journalism world would crumble.
keisha2doll
says:
Is this rumor true,because on another website the gossip was that Derek Jeter was having a secret sexual relationship with model Tyson Beckford and Tyson Beckford was having a sexual relationship with Kim Kardashian. On that same site Kim Kardashian is constantly being attacked for sleeping around and having Herpes. I’ve never believed those rumors because she’s a beautiful girl and it seems that alot of people are jealous of her. Is this rumor true, because the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree is probably bigger than the chart shows.
ohjames
says:
Millions of cash dollars and she can’t afford a fucking condom?
lolcelebrities
roberta kennedy
says:
Derek does have herpes and God only knows what else. He came to the residence I was visiting. When I was intoxicated he had unprotected sex with me and left. He is dangerous, cruel, insensitive, etc. He just wanted me so he could say he had sex with royalty. f off forever Jeter.
Jeremiah
says:
Just goes to show how DUMB celebrities are in thinking they’re above contracting any kind of sexually transmitted disease.
ohyea
says:
I really can not believe this…I honestly dont think that he has them…people just need to stop runnin their mouths…even if he does…the whole world dont need to kno about it…they only think they do because he is famous…we dont know of every Tom, Dick, or Harry that has an STD…y do we need to know about him??? Its not like ne of us are goin to sleep with him…
rosieposie
says:
If he does have herpes, thats great! I think it should be publicized because hopefully one day the stigma of having “the gift that keeps on giving” will go away! 25% of the population has it and a large majority of people will have had some type of STD before they are 30. It is something that everyone has to deal with, just with celebrities it is big news.