Comments on: Britney Spears Gets Visitation Rights — Whether She Wants Them or Not http://www.holycandy.com/2007/10/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/ The Altar of Nonsense -- Pop Culture Commentary & Satire Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:51:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Zip http://www.holycandy.com/2007/10/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/comment-page-1/#comment-3795 Zip Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:57:07 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/03/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/#comment-3795 To: Fabiola...yes, I am an optimist. To: The Joker...I just want Jive Records to stop playing the role of enabler. And by not reaching out to Britney and requesting that she enter a serious rehab program...that is exactly what they are doing--being enablers. To: Ms. Parker...I was just joking about the fish taco. I wouldn't touch Britney's taco at this point...and I would advise others to stay clear of it too, including Candy. Considering how Britney reportedly gets around these days, and with whom she has been rumored to have been getting around with...I wouldn't be surprised if Britney is depressed about more than we know...like maybe a very serious STD...the kind that is life threatening. Just a guess...but clearly something more is going on here than meets my cockeyed optimism...thus making me not so optimistic. To: Fabiola…yes, I am an optimist.

To: The Joker…I just want Jive Records to stop playing the role of enabler. And by not reaching out to Britney and requesting that she enter a serious rehab program…that is exactly what they are doing–being enablers.

To: Ms. Parker…I was just joking about the fish taco. I wouldn’t touch Britney’s taco at this point…and I would advise others to stay clear of it too, including Candy. Considering how Britney reportedly gets around these days, and with whom she has been rumored to have been getting around with…I wouldn’t be surprised if Britney is depressed about more than we know…like maybe a very serious STD…the kind that is life threatening. Just a guess…but clearly something more is going on here than meets my cockeyed optimism…thus making me not so optimistic.

]]> By: Fabiola Thing http://www.holycandy.com/2007/10/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/comment-page-1/#comment-3797 Fabiola Thing Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:05:27 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/03/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/#comment-3797 Zip, you want someone in the entertainment industry to TELL THE TRUTH?!?!?!?! You are such a cockeyed optimist :) Zip, you want someone in the entertainment industry to TELL THE TRUTH?!?!?!?!
You are such a cockeyed optimist :)

]]> By: The Joker http://www.holycandy.com/2007/10/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/comment-page-1/#comment-3796 The Joker Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:04:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/03/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/#comment-3796 Zip -- I guess Jive records is in a peculiar position. They have an well known artist with a top ten single, getting stacks of free publicity (bad, but what the heck). On the other hand, she can't be relied upon to do anything, and is probably too screwed up/wrapped up in personal problems/etc. to do any promotion or touring in support of her upcoming album. What to do? Stand back a ways, and try not to be hit by the shrapnel, I guess... Zip — I guess Jive records is in a peculiar position. They have an well known artist with a top ten single, getting stacks of free publicity (bad, but what the heck). On the other hand, she can’t be relied upon to do anything, and is probably too screwed up/wrapped up in personal problems/etc. to do any promotion or touring in support of her upcoming album. What to do? Stand back a ways, and try not to be hit by the shrapnel, I guess…

]]> By: WhiteWitch http://www.holycandy.com/2007/10/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/comment-page-1/#comment-3805 WhiteWitch Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:34:37 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/03/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/#comment-3805 I cannot wait till this hoe kills herself...really, i would love to see her swan dive off the tallest building. I cannot wait till this hoe kills herself…really, i would love to see her swan dive off the tallest building.

]]> By: Ms. Parker http://www.holycandy.com/2007/10/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/comment-page-1/#comment-3802 Ms. Parker Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:31:26 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/03/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/#comment-3802 Zip...would you really take that fish taco? I mean it's probably been sitting out in the sun for days getting ripe. I'd also imagine the fish that made it was a mutant fish created by swimming in toxic waste and has three heads and five tails. Zip…would you really take that fish taco? I mean it’s probably been sitting out in the sun for days getting ripe. I’d also imagine the fish that made it was a mutant fish created by swimming in toxic waste and has three heads and five tails.

]]> By: Iana http://www.holycandy.com/2007/10/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/comment-page-1/#comment-3801 Iana Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:23:11 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/10/03/britney-spears-awarded-visitation-rights-that-she-probably-doesnt-want/#comment-3801 Check out that picture closely. That R-tard forgot to take the paper wrap off her straw and just stuffed the thing into that Frap. What a moron. Check out that picture closely. That R-tard forgot to take the paper wrap off her straw and just stuffed the thing into that Frap. What a moron.

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