Britney’s Really Done It Now

October 12, 2007 | Pop Culture

As if we needed more proof that Britney Spears has lost her mind, Star Magazine claims she has also turned down an invitation to appear on Oprah:

“Oprah called Britney personally,” a Harpo mole revealed. “But despite repeated attempts, Britney never had the courtesy to call her back.”

Wow. To leave Oprah hanging like that…? That is rude with a capital YOU’RE UP SH*T CREEK NOW, BRITNEY! That’s right, now all the Taco Bells are going to “coincidentally” close their drive-thru windows when Britney pulls up and Starbuck’s will exercise their right to refuse her Frappuccinos with extra whip. Because that’s how Oprah rolls, bitch.

This is why I, at the very least, text message Oprah whenever she invites me on her show. I couldn’t go without my iced venti non-fat lattes. There is nothing worse than caffeine withdrawal headaches. Nothing. Damn you, Starbuck’s!

Tags: britney spears, Oprah

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1. jewed says:

   LOL- love the photos! You don’t dis Oprah,B!

   October 13, 2007 @ 5:40 am |Reply

2. Sista says:

   And the earth will turn into the moon as the wrath of Goddess Oprah will steam out the clouds and all hell will break loose.

   October 13, 2007 @ 10:10 am |Reply

3. Hannah says:

   Those pictures are great!!!

   October 13, 2007 @ 11:02 am |Reply

4. librarian kathleen says:

   Sista has got it absolutely right. It’s apocalypse, now.

   October 13, 2007 @ 2:10 pm |Reply

5. Jo Jo says:

   Brit’s screwed. Oprah is the High Priestess.

   October 13, 2007 @ 7:21 pm |Reply

6. Kathleen says:

   Oprah WHO???? She is as phony as Britney…and as gay!

   October 15, 2007 @ 6:52 am |Reply