Everybody’s Getting The Posh
October 9, 2007 | Pop Culture
Kimberly Stewart is the latest to ditch the extensions and sport the Posh Cut*, as seen here at the Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards in London.
Gosh, is it that time of year already? I can’t believe I forgot — I LOVE the Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards! Did Ryan Seacrest host them this year? I usually invite a bunch of people over (they MUST wear their glasses, of course… people with 20/20 vision need not show up), make some popcorn, watch the pre-ceremony red carpet interviews with all the bespectacled celebrities, such as Drew Carey, Tina Fey and Star Jones about their thoughts on tortoise shell versus plastic…
*SIGH* If anyone TiVo’d this, you MUST let me know. They were even going to have a tribute to horn-rimmed glasses this year!
*Do not try the Posh Cut at home. The cut may cause thick-haired individuals to develop “mushroom head” and others to have “Post-Posh Cut Traumatic Syndrome,” when they realize they have just emulated a Spice Girl.
Tags: Beauty, Celebutards
jenner
says:
Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards
OK, I’m probably gonna get laughed at here, but that was a JOKE, RIGHT? I see it’s sponsored by some eyewear doohickey, but that’s as far as it goes, right? There isn’t REALLY a “Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Award” right? PLEASE!??! o_O
Candy
says:
It’s real, all right:
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/spectacle-wearers-of-2007-announced-world-keeps-turning-1632.html
jenner
says:
Oh sweet buttery jesus. Insert *self congratulating, backslapping, loss of all goodness in the world* type sentiments HERE.
Jen1984
says:
I’m sure they have great acceptance speeches-”I’d like to thank my mom and dad for giving me bad vision…..”
NOODLE
says:
my first reaction was… Gosh, Anjelica Huston looks so young.
Jenn F.
says:
You’d think those glasses would help her see what an ugly-assed outfit she’s wearing.
Fabiola Thing
says:
As Elaine said to Jerry:
“You know, every time I think you’re the most shallow man in the world, you manage to drain just a little more water out of the pool.”
librarian kathleen
says:
She looks like a badly dressed librarian.
martini lover
says:
or a christmas tree.
W T F ?
says:
So the glasses are to make her look “smart” and make us forget about the motorcyle incident? Sorry, Kimberly! Those are two things that will never happen!
Fillup
says:
I want to eat her out.