Holy Candy Sports Edition: Rihanna & Josh Hartnett Play Tonsil Hockey
October 12, 2007 | Pop Culture
Apparent ladies’ man Josh Hartnett — who recently romanced Scarlett Johansson and Helena Christensen, and who occupies the same cute-but-boring space in my mind as Orlando Bloom — has somehow snagged yet another pretty chica: Umbrella…ella…ella… singer Rihanna.
Us Weekly claims the two met up last night at NYC club Pink Elephant, where they smooched and drank Dom Perignon and Pink vodka. Josh is 29, while Rihanna is 19.
Stars — they are not at ALL like us! Seriously, do you think Rihanna had to use HER fake I.D. to get into the Pink Elephant? I. Don’t. Think. So. Meanwhile, my teenage ass had to sweat it out every time I used to approach a doorman with my homemade I.D., which was admittedly one of the worst you’ve ever seen. We took the picture in my friend’s kitchen, for crying out loud — and used glitter for the hologram. Yes, that’s right. Glitter. Even more unbelievable is that it actually WORKED.
See, kids? One day, that junior high art class WILL come in handy!
Tags: Celebrities
Hannah
says:
ITA-he IS cute and boring!!!
princess bride
says:
i used to use my sister’s driver’s license. she’s 10 years older than me and 20 pounds heavier, and nobody even looked twice.
big joe
says:
that’s because you’re a chick, princess bride. (and probably easy on the eyes). try being a dorky guy with a fake license. it doesn’t work. actually try being a dorky guy with a valid license.
PhillyGal
says:
I went heavy on the eye make up,
and lit a cigarette before I got to the door.
I never got carded.
librarian kathleen
says:
In PA, drinking age is 21. Years ago
(before driver’s license picture IDs) one
could get an ID card from the PA Liquor Control
Board.
Believe me when I tell you that this was an
anxiously awaited rite of passage.
What usually happpened? Once you had the card,
no one ever carded you.
Postmodern irony. (And, Hartnett is cute.)
jenner
says:
I used to stand at the end of my group of (of age) friends – by the time they checked the first few IDs, the rest of us (including – or especially I should say – my underaged ass) sailed right through.
Re: Rhianna & Josh Hartnett – as long as she stays away from my sweet little hottie Shia, she can bone whomever she wants
Zip
says:
I really don’t like this guy. The only great acting performance that he has ever delivered on film was in the movie The Faculty…other than that, he has been a waste.
Now the guy has turned into a pathetic sleep around and a Hollywood socialite.
As for Rihanna, she should have stuck with Shia Lebeouf.
librarian kathleen
says:
Zip: I don’t entirely disagree with you,
but in Sin City, his nonchalance is perfect at the very beginning, and at the very end. Don’t you think?
Holy Terror
says:
Trying to get into clubs was a rite of passage that I missed, I have/had pretty tame (lame?) friends. Went to all girls’ high school and predominantly female college–it had just turned coed when I entered. It’s intriguing to think if I would have been able to get into a club, because I always looked old for my age. At 12, I looked 16. At 16 I was able to walk into any casino–except when I went with friends!
These same friends who got carded at the movies while in their 30’s! Twice I was mistaken for the mother of one of them. I was mortified! It would always come at a time when I thought I looked hot!
Now people think I look young for my age, and I’m premature gray. Go figure.
kathleen
says:
i got carded yesterday! i was so excited! it doesn’t happen very often anymore. what used to be an anxious, palm-sweating couple of seconds is now the same, but for the opposite reason!
vane
says:
Josh in Lucky Number Slevin is amazing