Jennifer Connelly May Want to Make Appointment with her Eye Doctor
October 19, 2007 | Pop Culture
I dare you to spin around the room ten times. Then do a cartwheel. And, what the heck, throw in a few somersaults for good measure.
Done…? Excellent. Have a seat. Because, as dizzy as you may feel right now, I just wanted you to know you’re still not suffering from nearly as much vertigo as I am from staring at THIS for the past five minutes:
Jennifer Connelly at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Reservation Road”
The frock is like a Monet on acid, no? Not that I’d, um, know what that was like, of course. Just a hunch. And the shoes… ! Can’t… stop… staring… at… shoes…
I swear, if you look at them long enough, they start spinning. And if you squint really hard, you can see the Virgin Mary in them. It’s a TGIF miracle!
Tags: Celebrities, Fashion
Mette
says:
WTF
jewed
says:
Looks like she got dressed in Goodwill,in the dark.
Julie
says:
WTF is right!
Nicole
says:
“They start spinning”……LMAO. Thanks for the chuckle Candy.
bluehawaii
says:
And….she’s got the “Damn, I’m good!” expression.
WTF.
jenner
says:
OH SWEET JESUS WHAT IS THIS HOLY MESS?!?!??!
WHAT THE….?!?!?!
CAN’T…FORM…COHERENT….SENTENCE….
jenner
says:
I just showed this to my friend – she thinks JC lost a bet…
Jenn F.
says:
Definitely lost a bet.
big joe
says:
jennifer clownelly ready for her cirque de soleil act
MsTriste
says:
LOL at Jewed
princess bride
says:
a plaid scarf will really accent it nicely.
princess bride
says:
oops – i meant “would.”
Holy Terror
says:
Is it a skort, jumpsuit or dress? The center stitching is throwing me off. But I have to say, this really seems like some kind of lark, can’t wait to hear the story behind this.
When Lara Flynn Boyle wore that crazy Ballerina get up at some awards show, she was sending a private message to Jack Nicholson. I think he had just cheated on her with a dancer. She mentioned this in brief, but the press was not interested in that story, which I think is/was much more juicy than the outfit scandal.
librarian kathleen
says:
Holy Terror’s remark is something worth
pursuing. More on this story, please!
Where, oh Where, are the handlers and dressers
and gofers and everybody when Hollywood-types
go out in public?
JC and her husband are usually so low-key
and calm and un-weird.
bluehawaii
says:
JC’s husband cheated on her with a…clown…perhaps?? There’s definitely some kind of CLOWN subtext here.
Holy Terror
says:
ROTFL Blue!
kathleen
says:
the shoes alone are enough to make me dizzy!