Jennifer Connelly May Want to Make Appointment with her Eye Doctor
October 19, 2007 | Pop Culture
I dare you to spin around the room ten times. Then do a cartwheel. And, what the heck, throw in a few somersaults for good measure.
Done…? Excellent. Have a seat. Because, as dizzy as you may feel right now, I just wanted you to know you’re still not suffering from nearly as much vertigo as I am from staring at THIS for the past five minutes:
Jennifer Connelly at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Reservation Road”
The frock is like a Monet on acid, no? Not that I’d, um, know what that was like, of course. Just a hunch. And the shoes… ! Can’t… stop… staring… at… shoes…
I swear, if you look at them long enough, they start spinning. And if you squint really hard, you can see the Virgin Mary in them. It’s a TGIF miracle!