Lindsay Lohan Imparts Wisdom: “Rehab Was a Sobering Experience”

October 9, 2007 | Pop Culture

Lindsay Lohan, who checked out of Cirque Lodge in Utah last week, but remains in their outpatient program, is now tackling the last, critical phase of the 12-Step Program:

Sell your story to the tabloids!

Here are a few nuggets from Lindsay’s interview with OK! magazine:

LINDSAY: “[Rehab] was a sobering experience.”

CANDY: Um… I think that’s the point of it. But I wouldn’t know for sure. [TAKES A SIP OF BREAKFAST MARTINI]

LINDSAY: “It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way.”

CANDY: Yes, I hear you no longer see TWO of everything when you’re sober. [TAKES ANOTHER SIP OF BREAKFAST MARTINI]

LINDSAY: “I’m going back [to L.A.] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah, so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.”

CANDY: So they don’t have drugs and alcohol there? Note to self: Don’t visit Utah.

LINDSAY: “Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.”

CANDY: I recommend taking up a healthier hobby. Like porn or online gambling. Also, pot is not a real drug, so that’s another option for you.

LINDSAY: “I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision.”

CANDY: I believe that epiphany came to you when you heard the words, “You have the right to remain silent…”

LINDSAY: “I’m here to stay. My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it.”

CANDY: It was a gift? Great! Maybe you can exchange it.

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1. Jen1984 says:

   Hilarious.

   October 9, 2007 @ 11:02 am |Reply

2. langtry says:

   Is anyone else finding Michael Lohan’s behavior towards Lindsay in this photo (as well as many, many others) to be teh creepy? Shades of Papa Joe Simpson, IMO.

   October 9, 2007 @ 11:21 am |Reply

3. princess bride says:

   papa michael is definitely creepy. his new girlfriend looks just like lindsay. ick.

   October 9, 2007 @ 11:34 am |Reply

4. Fabiola Thing says:

   Michael and Dina are blood suckers

   October 9, 2007 @ 12:30 pm |Reply

5. big joe says:

   totally creepy. he looks like he just used the “fake yawn, arm-around-the-girl, go-in-for-the-kiss” routine.

   October 9, 2007 @ 1:13 pm |Reply

6. Julie says:

   I agree. That pic is VERY creepy and disturbing.

   October 9, 2007 @ 2:04 pm |Reply

7. martini lover says:

   no wonder lindsay is messed up.

   October 9, 2007 @ 3:48 pm |Reply

8. bluehawaii says:

   She needs to kick her parents to the curb (easier said than done…).

   October 9, 2007 @ 7:39 pm |Reply

9. Wawa says:

   Your comments were more entertaining than her interview, Candy.

   October 9, 2007 @ 9:09 pm |Reply