Lindsay Lohan Imparts Wisdom: “Rehab Was a Sobering Experience”
October 9, 2007 | Pop Culture
Lindsay Lohan, who checked out of Cirque Lodge in Utah last week, but remains in their outpatient program, is now tackling the last, critical phase of the 12-Step Program:
Sell your story to the tabloids!
Here are a few nuggets from Lindsay’s interview with OK! magazine:
LINDSAY: “[Rehab] was a sobering experience.”
CANDY: Um… I think that’s the point of it. But I wouldn’t know for sure. [TAKES A SIP OF BREAKFAST MARTINI]
LINDSAY: “It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way.”
CANDY: Yes, I hear you no longer see TWO of everything when you’re sober. [TAKES ANOTHER SIP OF BREAKFAST MARTINI]
LINDSAY: “I’m going back [to L.A.] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah, so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.”
CANDY: So they don’t have drugs and alcohol there? Note to self: Don’t visit Utah.
LINDSAY: “Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.”
CANDY: I recommend taking up a healthier hobby. Like porn or online gambling. Also, pot is not a real drug, so that’s another option for you.
LINDSAY: “I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision.”
CANDY: I believe that epiphany came to you when you heard the words, “You have the right to remain silent…”
LINDSAY: “I’m here to stay. My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it.”
CANDY: It was a gift? Great! Maybe you can exchange it.