Madam Dina Wants to “Set Record Straight” About Pimping Her Kids
October 26, 2007 | Pop Culture
Lights. Camera. Dina!
Just how Dina Lohan likes it… she and her family in the spotlight, which is why she begins filming her new reality show for E! on October 30. The first shoots for the as yet untitled show, which will also star Lindsay’s little sister/aspiring DUI offender Ali, will be filmed in New York City and Long Island.
“There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight.”
Translation: I need some way to support my partying now that Lindsay’s blown through our money with rehab.
“It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.”
Translation: It’s about teaching women how to exploit their kids for fame and cash.
“It won’t just be following my family around like other shows.”
Translation: E! doesn’t think our family’s that interesting without Lindsay.
“It’ll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. I’m a big supporter of domestic violence charities, so they’ll show that.”
Translation: E! is counting on me hitting the sauce before I drive to soccer practice and getting pulled over for DUI; otherwise, this show is going to be canceled faster than you can say, “ZZZZZZ.”
“We want it just to be real.”
Translation: Yes, I will be drunk the entire time. In fact, I’m drunk right now. Why else would I say something so ridiculous about a reality show?
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Paige
says:
They should call it “Dina’s Brothel”!
The Joker
says:
Love the comments.
Dina's BFF
says:
She’s got my vote for “Mother of the Year”.
martini lover
says:
you’re a talented translator, candy! i had no idea you speak dinaese.
bluehawaii
says:
“It’s about fulfilling your kids dreams…” What the hell kinda’ double talk is that?
Kids fulfill their own dreams without their moms!
Jenn F.
says:
I’ve never seen someone so hungry for fame in my life. Hell, she even makes Britney’s mom look half decent.