Maybe He Should Try Miracle-Gro?

October 10, 2007 | Pop Culture

Remember that tragic Seinfeld episode where Elaine convinces her “bald-by-choice” boyfriend to grow back his once-luscious locks — only to discover he’s suffering from (*GULP*) male pattern baldness?

Bruce Willis at Petra Nemcova’s Happy Hearts Fund Heart of Gold Ball in NYC

I’m afraid Bruce Willis has fallen victim to the same fate.

I know it’s hard to let go, Bruce, but it’s time to accept what your maternal grandfather likely passed down to you. And be thankful you can rock the bald look. So take a moment to mourn your loss and then say, “Yippee Ki-Yay, Mother F*cker!” while razoring off that sporadic peach fuzz before someone sprinkles fertilizer on it. Or, worse yet, Travolta slaps a weave on there. And NOBODY wants that.

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1. Lola says:

   Noooo, Bruce, whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy????

   October 11, 2007 @ 9:02 am |Reply

2. anon says:

   makes him look 10 years older.

   October 11, 2007 @ 9:09 am |Reply

3. princess bride says:

   i want to pet it.

   October 11, 2007 @ 10:47 am |Reply

4. Julie says:

   Ch-ch-ch-chia!

   October 11, 2007 @ 11:20 am |Reply

5. Jenn F. says:

   Chia is exactly what I thought when I saw that. He definitely needs to shave it all off. The fuzz is not a good look for anyone older than eight months.

   October 11, 2007 @ 2:01 pm |Reply

6. Jen1984 says:

   Do I see a few seeds in there?

   October 11, 2007 @ 3:07 pm |Reply

7. Darren says:

   Anyone ever thought maybe he’s growing the sides out so he can wear a hair piece on top for a movie role?!

   January 27, 2008 @ 1:58 pm |Reply