Maybe He Should Try Miracle-Gro?
October 10, 2007 | Pop Culture
Remember that tragic Seinfeld episode where Elaine convinces her “bald-by-choice” boyfriend to grow back his once-luscious locks — only to discover he’s suffering from (*GULP*) male pattern baldness?
Bruce Willis at Petra Nemcova’s Happy Hearts Fund Heart of Gold Ball in NYC
I’m afraid Bruce Willis has fallen victim to the same fate.
I know it’s hard to let go, Bruce, but it’s time to accept what your maternal grandfather likely passed down to you. And be thankful you can rock the bald look. So take a moment to mourn your loss and then say, “Yippee Ki-Yay, Mother F*cker!” while razoring off that sporadic peach fuzz before someone sprinkles fertilizer on it. Or, worse yet, Travolta slaps a weave on there. And NOBODY wants that.