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No Puppy Love Between Eva Mendes and Joaquin Phoenix

October 30, 2007 | Pop Culture

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Eva Mendes, who reportedly dated Joaquin Phoenix while filming We Own the Night, said in an interview that doing the movie with him was “kind of like working with a puppy dog or a 2-year-old.”

Oh, that’s not fair. Two-year-olds don’t drink! Unless their last name is Federline…

Not one to ever stay quiet, Joaquin fired back via Playboy:

“Had I known I was supposed to be a puppy dog, I would have been much more cute and more consistently attentive. My apologies, Eva, but I had a few other scenes that you weren’t in. This puppy dog had a lot of work to do.”

Awwwww. Didn’t Eva’s parents teach her not to pick on the drugs- and alcohol-impaired? I’m gonna have to have a talk with that Sandra Bernhardt and Cindy Crawford. They obviously didn’t raise their daughter right.

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  1. princess brideNo Gravatar says:

    that’s a nice way of saying he’s moody and sensitive.

  2. Judge JudyNo Gravatar says:

    LMAO-she DOES look like their lovechild!

  3. librarian kathleenNo Gravatar says:

    Candy, someday you should run a list of
    “Theoretical Lovechildren of the Rich and
    Famous.” I’ll bet you and your readers could
    come up with some fabulous DNA combinations!

  4. Bee HindNo Gravatar says:

    He’s kind of an ass.

  5. Holy TerrorNo Gravatar says:

    LOL Bee, that’s kind of kind of you.

    But, I don’t understand what her statement means. He chose to snark. But couldn’t she have meant that he was distractingly cute? Whatever she said before and after this really would help.

  6. Bee HindNo Gravatar says:

    Geez Holy Terror-
    I really didn’t mean to come off as bitchy!
    Maybe I’ll just cut and paste my comment into the
    “Mario Lopez Proves Less Is More” post.

    Happy Halloween!

  7. Holy TerrorNo Gravatar says:

    LOL @ Mario

    No Bee! I meant that you used so much restraint! He’s being MORE than kind of an ass! Happy Halloween to you and all Holy Rollers!

  8. Bee HindNo Gravatar says:

    Thanks HT!
    Have a great night,
    and don’t eat too many Kit Kats!

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