Pieces of Candy: Thursday Edition
October 4, 2007 | Pop Culture
Watch this week’s episode of Holy Candy TV|The Gossip Gospel. Because where else can you find someone poking fun at Britney and Paris? … Everywhere, you say? Oh. Thanks for pointing that out, spoil sport. [YouTube]
Nick Cannon and his fiancee split. Proving a Jumbotron proposal doesn’t always lead to the fairytale ending. [POTP]
Simon Le Bon insists he still bringing SexyBack, then searches for Bengay. [Celebrity Smack]
Joaquin Phoenix enjoys making fun of elderly. Next up: kicking puppies! [Ayyyy!]
A drunk Angelina Jolie collapses! Or, as I like to call it, the end of any given weekend night with Candy. [popbytes]
Pictures of the smallest dog in the world. Which is MUCH cuter than the biggest pussy in the world. (See: One Night in Paris). [Gabby Babble]
Britney Spears still saying “no, no, no” to rehab. [The Insider]
A-Rod and his wife prove their marriage is just fine by getting knocked up. Strippers…? What strippers? [Geno]
Amy Sedaris cooks with bong water. Way to recycle! [City Rag]
LAX Security feels up Kate Beckinsdale. Lucky girl. How ‘come I never get frisked? I’m a sucker for a man in uniform… [Daily Stab]
Frankie Muniz is no fan of Lindsay Lohan. In response, Linday threatens to put him in her pocket. [Celebrity Warship]
Drama on the Indiana Jones set. Harrison Ford couldn’t find his AARP membership card! I kid, I kid… sorta. [Gabsmash]
Tags: Pieces of Candy
Wawa
says:
It can’t be safe to have a dog that tiny.
Dawn
says:
Candy, that cat of yours is a real menace. Maybe Michael Vick has some spare room. In his cell.
Just kidding kitty,kitty.
Ray
says:
Whoa, that Linguistic Expert is a HOTTIE!!