Posh and Cavalli Share a Moment
October 4, 2007 | Pop Culture
Victoria Beckham and Roberto Cavalli at the opening of his store in Paris
POSH: Thank you, Roberto. I was feeling a bit off-balance from my heavy… skull sandals.
ROBERTO: Is this the one who’s on that Dancing with the Savages? I LOVE that show!
POSH: I’m afraid to let go while the cameras are still flashing. You see, it’s not just my massive saline — I mean, sandals. David and I have been rather overwhelmed lately, what with his father’s illness and everything. So I didn’t even have time to even drink my lunch today. I’m feeling quite… lightheaded.
ROBERTO: Why is this Spice Girl… oh, WHAT is her name again? Coriander?… still holding on to me? I wonder if she expects me to give her a little twirl, like on that delightful show of hers, Dancing with the Semi-Stars?
POSH: God, I have a headache. Need… Diet… Coke…
ROBERTO: Splendido! Why not? I still remember a few foxtrot moves from those wild parties at Gianni’s Miami villa. Okay, here goes, Bella. Uno, due, tre…
POSH: Bollocks! What are you DOING, crazy man? I told you I can barely stand…
ROBERTO: Hmph. She is a bore, this one. No wonder Eddie Murphy left her.
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B-Ware
says:
Why is this Spice Girl… oh, WHAT is her name again? Coriander?…
OMG, that was brilliant. I almost peed my pants. Why am I just now discovering this site? I LOVE HOLY CANDY!
Julie
says:
LOL!!! He’s probably so embarrassed to be photographed with her.
librarian kathleen
says:
I think her Spice name should be Cumin.
Dishie
says:
I love how Cavalli always looks so vacant… He’s just perpetually, “Why am I here, again?”
Me
says:
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That’s what is happening
in her robot brain in this
moment of awkward must-stand-
here-and-hold-his-hand/pose
moment.
Fabiola Thing
says:
Her boobs are real and they’re spectacular!
Jenn F.
says:
Her right leg looks like it’s made of rubber.