Sarah Jessica Parker Wants You to Stay Alive in ‘85!

October 10, 2007 | Pop Culture

Patricia Field has clearly lost her mind. And, God, I love her for it.

Who else but Sex and the City stylist Patricia Field would think of pairing an oversized MADD t-shirt with thigh-high argyle socks? Such an interesting combination. The tee promotes sobriety, yet the ensemble looks like it was put together by someone who’s had waaaaay too many tequila shots and a hit of the ganga.

You read it here first, people — it’s all about fashion irony this season.

That means it’s time for me to break out my “Real Men Wear Rubbers” t-shirt and dress it up with some fishnets and sky-high stilettos. That’s right; I’m going to look like a whore, yet let men know they can’t get a piece of me unless they wear a jimmie hat.

Thanks for keeping me on the cutting edge, Patricia Field!

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1. jenner says:

   I’m curious to see what Alanis Morrissette comes up with…

   October 10, 2007 @ 12:01 pm |Reply

2. martini lover says:

   she looks like a schoolgirl who’s been homeless since 1985.

   October 10, 2007 @ 12:16 pm |Reply

3. Missy says:

   The shorts really pull the outfit together.

   October 10, 2007 @ 5:37 pm |Reply

4. Holy Terror says:

   ROTFL @ Comments!

   October 10, 2007 @ 11:23 pm |Reply

5. Stuck in AL says:

   I can’t believe that SJP wears that crap that Pat Fields tells her to! It seems that PF is either right on the mark or way, way, way off. This is way the frick off!

   October 11, 2007 @ 9:24 am |Reply

6. Fabiola Thing says:

   I love me some SJP, but girl really needs to hang up her SATC hat.

   October 11, 2007 @ 1:09 pm |Reply