Holy Candy Sports Edition: Tony Romo Scores with Britney Spears

October 29, 2007 | Pop Culture

Is that a score? Or more of a penalty? I should really brush up on my football rules…

Apparent womanizer Tony Romo — the Dallas Cowboys QB who’s bagged the likes of Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson and Sophia Bush — was blessed with an oh-so-special treat this weekend when Britney Spears gave him a lap dance at Hollywood club Les Deux (where I’m attending a Halloween party tomorrow night, so they’d better disinfect the place).

Britney probably wooed Tony by whispering her usual sweet nothings in his ear: “It’s Britney, bitch! Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it!”

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1. Happy Go Lucky says:

   Don’t do it tony, don’t do it!! Although I’m sure it’s hard to resist Britney’s great pick up lines

   October 29, 2007 @ 11:45 am |Reply

2. martini lover says:

   hopefully it was just a false start.

   October 29, 2007 @ 1:02 pm |Reply

3. Sprinter says:

   Tony, run as fast as you can,
   and don’t look back!
   EWWWWWW!

   October 29, 2007 @ 2:08 pm |Reply

4. bluehawaii says:

   Run faaar. Run faaast.

   October 29, 2007 @ 6:35 pm |Reply

5. Wawa says:

   He probably didn’t know it was Britney, just thought it was a random stripper.

   October 29, 2007 @ 7:37 pm |Reply

6. Jenn F. says:

   At this point I think she is a random stripper.

   October 30, 2007 @ 2:04 pm |Reply

7. Holy Terror says:

   “…(where I’m attending a Halloween party tomorrow night, so they’d better disinfect the place).”

   LOL Candy, take your hand sanitizer with you!

   October 30, 2007 @ 8:23 pm |Reply

8. sunny says:

   I just love Tony Romo and if he saw me we would be married

   November 9, 2007 @ 5:02 pm |Reply

9. sunny says:

   I am not even joking this girls are nothing, Id blow them out of the water!xoxo

   November 9, 2007 @ 5:03 pm |Reply