Trashy Duet
October 24, 2007 | Pop Culture
It’s a match made in heaven: Trailer trash Britney Spears is reportedly performing a duet with trash dweller Oscar the Grouch on an upcoming episode of Sesame Street. Unfortunately, the two will not sing Oscar’s hit, “I Love Trash,” but rather a cleaned-up version (irony there?) of “Toxic,” in hopes that it will help improve her image.
Yeah, but what about Sesame Street‘s image?
Let’s hope they stick her in a trashcan, too, because the last thing the kids need to see is Britney’s beaver. “Mommy, why doesn’t she wear underwear? If she doesn’t wear underwear, I’M not wearing underwear…!” “Daddy, why is Britney prickly like a porcupine down there? Am I going to get prickly like a porcupine?”
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Jenn F.
says:
I hope they give Oscar a few immunization shots before the show. I’m sure there are plenty of things he could catch if he gets too close to her. Someone will have to somehow convince her to put some underwear on, for the health and safety of the t.v. crew.
Julie
says:
Why oh why would Sesame Street allow such filth to be on their show? She SHOULD be on an after school special of what NOT to do.
jewed
says:
I’m surprised she would even volunteer to be around the pre-school set…she has her own 2 toddlers at home and ignores them!
Miss Piggy
says:
WHY would they want her on their show?
That’s it, we’re boycotting Sesame Street.
She had BETTER WEAR UNDERWEAR!
jenner
says:
I can picture Sean & Jayden watching Sesame Street & not even recognizing her…LOL
Gross.
Jo Jo
says:
Poor Oscar should be highly insulted to be forced to sing with her.
twinmama
says:
I just called PBS and they couldn’t verify that she is going to be on. I am calling back later to verify. If she is, I am calling for MOPS, moms of preschoolers, to boycott sesame street products through the holiday season. I won’t let them watch brit, but I can’t take away such and educational show. Parents should hit PBS where it hurts, don’t buy their products this Christmas.