October 24, 2007 | Pop Culture
It’s a match made in heaven: Trailer trash Britney Spears is reportedly performing a duet with trash dweller Oscar the Grouch on an upcoming episode of Sesame Street. Unfortunately, the two will not sing Oscar’s hit, “I Love Trash,” but rather a cleaned-up version (irony there?) of “Toxic,” in hopes that it will help improve her image.
Yeah, but what about Sesame Street‘s image?
Let’s hope they stick her in a trashcan, too, because the last thing the kids need to see is Britney’s beaver. “Mommy, why doesn’t she wear underwear? If she doesn’t wear underwear, I’M not wearing underwear…!” “Daddy, why is Britney prickly like a porcupine down there? Am I going to get prickly like a porcupine?”
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