Your Daily Dose of Romance: Pamela Anderson’s Wedding Pictures
October 17, 2007 | Pop Culture
I thought we’d kick off the day with some true romance: Behold the wedding pictures from Pamela Anderson’s quickie marriage to fellow sex tape star Rick Salomon. The photos, as you can tell, were sold to OK!, while the honeymoon video will likely be sold to OnlyBestSex.com.
Pammy, who wore her finest bridal hooker gear for the occasion, tells OK!:
“I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area.” (After seeing your sex tapes, I didn’t know there were any areas that hadn’t been “fulfilled”?)
“I’m having the best time in my life.” (Yes, liquor does have that effect.)
She says the cream denim Valentino gown and vintage Neil Lane jewelry that she wore for the ceremony were “unpretentious and super-genuine.” (Oh, honey — nothing hanging from your body is genuine.)
Congrats again, you crazy kids!
Tags: Celebrities
Paige
says:
She looks ridiculous!
Nicole
says:
Her fingertip-length veil is longer than her dress…
Julie
says:
Nice sock cap, Rick. Her poor kids are going to be so confused with all of her wedding albums lying around.
Me
says:
A 100% LOL-fest.
Valentino designed that gown??
Why did she even bother to wear
clothing? And yeah, nice sock cap
& 5 o’clock shadow
he’s wearing in the wedding photos.
He likes his women with a nice
proboscis monkey-shaped nose job.
Jenn
says:
I am with Paige – Pam is ridiculous
Hannah
says:
They’ll serve as a nice memory when they get divorced next week!!!
Michelle
says:
Same old, same old, same as all the other damned marraiges…
librarian kathleen
says:
Well, in the past, I always liked Pam the way I liked Dolly Parton.
Both seemed very conscious of their outre physicality, and had a great sense of humor about it. (Hey, I’m one of the few women who actually liked Barb Wire.)
But now, for PA at least, it all seems either so sad, or so ramped up to be papparazzi fodder.
Holy Terror
says:
Statements like, “I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area.” really tempt fate. Sucks, cause I had such high hopes for this one.
Jenny
says:
Look at how vacuous she looks in that full-body shot. Wow. I can just hear her thinking, ’so, like, this is how to stand, like, right? totally’
Oh, and ’super-genuine?’
bluehawaii
says:
That’s how she rolls…