13 is the New 40
November 16, 2007 | Pop Culture
Behold Lindsay Lohan at age 13 versus her sister, Ali, who is currently 13 years old. *SIGH* It would do Lindsay a world of good to return to those fresh-faced days of Dr. Pepper-flavored Lip Smackers and red hair. As for Ali…
Looking like a 40-year-old stripper is not cool, young lady. No matter what your mom tells you.
Tags: Celebrities
Jenn F.
says:
Oh.
My.
God.
Are you serious? That’s what she looks like now, at age 13? Dina’s been doing some serious pimping. That’s brutal.
helloandie
says:
That’s pretty sick.
Jane
says:
Wouldn’t pimping your kids out like
this be considered child endangerment?
This girl looks like a 30 year old
Jersey mother of three, or like a truck-stop
hooker. I guess that runs in the family.
Why is this family relevant??
Bee Hind
says:
She does look like a soccer mom, a sexy soccer mom.
“Missy, you need to wash your face and quit teasing your hair, and absolutely no breast implants until you’re at least fifteen!”
Julie
says:
OMG! I can not beleive she’s 13!
moonlight dancer
says:
I think Ali is developing the Paris Hilton wonky eye. Is there some sort of disease attacking young hollywood that makes their left eye go all wonky? Candy, I think we need an expose on the wonky eye epidemic.
jenn
says:
she looks ‘hard’ already – a shame.
martini lover
says:
blame it on the bratz dolls.
librarian kathleen
says:
Any chance at all that this picture is
Photoshopped?
No, I didn’t think so.
Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!!!
Hannah
says:
Looks like a glamour shot!!!
Exyank
says:
Does Ali have a squinty eye in imitation of Paris Hilton? Or is it just a bad shot? Enquiring minds want to know…
Scott
says:
I had acne the other day, and truly felt blessed. Next, I’m hoping for the dude up above to put back some of the hair he stole from ‘me’ head. And I’d like to be cool by Christmas. I’m hopeful.
Scott
says:
Is her nose related to Paris’ nose?
Scott
says:
Or Perez’s nose? lol
KAT
says:
FOR SHAME, YOU WRETCHED EXCUSE FOR A MOTHER!! THAT CHILD LOOKS LIKE A USED UP “LOT LIZARD” LOOKING FOR A “DATE”!!!!
Holy Terror
says:
Look at the two of them last November on the cover of Cosmos Girl. Just…one…year…later. Tragic.
http://www.cosmogirl.com/entertainment/lindsay-lohan-q&a
sugarbear
says:
I think it’s called a lot of make-up on a child. As usual the perverts win out and exploit kids.
melanie
says:
drug addicted whore.
and the eye.. i bet she like brutally stabbed it a couple times so it would reduce to half it’s size. Paris-wannabe. but it also looks like lazy-eye.
i miss the innocent Lindsay. in the picture she looks 10 and Ali looks 30.