Breaking: Paris Hilton is a Bee-Yotch!
November 28, 2007 | Pop Culture
Pussy fight, er… cat fight alert!
In today’s celebrity news that will have no impact whatsoever on your life but will make you thankful for being you, Australian Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr is crying that Paris Hilton — GASP! — “stole” her favorite dress at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a couple weeks ago. Miranda revealed (via her personal blog) that Paris showed up 10 minutes before the show opened at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood and decided SHE wanted to close the catwalk show. (Who let her decide this?) Miranda wrote:
“Organizers told her pick a new dress. I was standing by my rack and she goes, ‘I want that dress,’ and she pointed to my dress, my pretty pink dress, the one I was really proud of… and she stole it.”
Miranda added she felt like hitting the heiress with her handbag, but fate stepped in to assuage her anger (I’m paraphrasing, of course). She explains:
“Paris is about to walk out for the finale and Naomi walks in, so they rip the dress off Paris, she’s standing there naked and they put it on Naomi. I thought, that’s karma for you darling.”
Okay, we all know that Paris is the reason they invented the word “bee-yotch.” But can I just tell you that whenever I receive my 20 Victoria’s Secret catalogs in the mail every day (STOP CLOGGING MY MAILBOX, VICTORIA!) and see this Miranda Kerr on the cover, I’m like — “Wait, why am I getting a Limited Too catalog? There are no pre-teens in my house!” THEN I realize this adolescent-looking girl is hawking see-through bustiers for Victoria’s Secret, and I feel like covering her with a warm blanket to protect her from the pervy eyes of those fathers with stashes of catalogs to “read” in their bathrooms.
I must also add that saying things like, “… she pointed to my dress, my pretty pink dress, the one I was really proud of… and she stole it,” confirms my suspicion that she just entered sixth grade. What happened next, did Miranda throw her Bratz Doll at Paris?
MsTriste
says:
Is it my imagination or did the makeup people purposefully put more eye makeup on Paris’ non-wonky eye?
lmnop
says:
You know, you can stop getting catalogs you don’t want by using this site
http://www.catalogchoice.org/
and she *is* a beeyotch!
Bee Hind
says:
Why do I get the feeling that Miranda is actually smarter than Paris?
(P.S. Hey Paris- Brigitte Bardot called, she wants her hair back.)
pleeboo
says:
At least Brigitte Bardot was hot!
Paris looks like a trashy transvestite.
librarian kathleen
says:
As my Czechoslovakian great-grandmother and
her daughter, my grandmother, would have
said:
“Oy Yoy Yoy!!!”
Or as a long-ago acquaintance said, as he
and I were observing fellow undergraduate
students in the college library:
“THAT is a TOTAL waste of human flesh.”
Eek!
Jane
says:
Candy, your headline for this post
should have been ‘PARIS HILTON IS
A FATAL DISEASE’. Period.
Marie
says:
I mean, that’s how fashion shows work…if you’re in the show.
Exyank
says:
That’s “karma” in action, is it? Well, I guess if you’re totally shallow and live to wear a pretty pink dress, it might be. I never knew karma was so petty…
kathleen
says:
(this apparently happened in 2005, not this year)