Heather Mills is a Rat, er… Wants You To Drink Rats’ Milk
November 19, 2007 | Pop Culture
Heather Mills has unveiled her new billboard campaign for the animal welfare charity group, Viva!, saying that:
“The easiest and most effective way of cutting our contribution is to change our diet and go vegan. It is that simple. We are the only species that drinks another creature’s milk so why aren’t we drinking rats’ milk, dogs’ milk or cats’ milk? That is how crazy it is.”
Who says we’re not drinking rats’ milk? Mmmm… I love me some rodent-milkshakes!
Somehow, I don’t see “Hey Meaty, you’re making me so hot” being very effective for the vegan movement. Won’t that make people want to eat meat even more? Heather should consider some other slogans:
Go Vegan If You Hate Me!
Milk Beatles for All They’re Worth — Not Cows!
Even I Wouldn’t Take a Turkey Leg!
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Jane
says:
I am a veg, and whilst I agree with the fact
that huge mass-production animal farms are huge
pollution emitters, I don’t think drinking
rat’s milk will do anything but make you look
like a rat. It worked for this arse.
She looks like a rat.
omj
says:
Aaaah, Candy, you know that whore once tried to tie a turkey leg on her stump. I just know it.
librarian kathleen
says:
As a vegetarian (but not vegan), I’ll agree
that there is a legitimate argument to be made
here.
But, I never heard of
“greenhouseS” gases.
Is this like
“prostheticS” limbs,
“insaneS” behaviors, and
“greedyS” bitches?
This new English grammarS is wowS.
Exyank
says:
It’s “that simple”, is it? So it’s nothing to do with factories and cars and other man-made stuff chugging out greenhouse gases at a ridiculous rate?
I might, indeed, believe that mass-production of meat can cause a lot of problems with the environment on many levels, but I really have to disagree with Heather that it’s “that simple”.
iheartfug
says:
hey, know what else causes global warming? petroleum products that we use instead of sustainable fur to keep us warm. oh, and uh heather? i learned that vegans are almost all obese in my nutrition class, no matter how thin they look since they don’t get enough protein for their muscles and it all turns to fat. you may want to look into the fact that your body is probably about 40% lard, not counting your brain. that may be what is making you hot
bluehawaii
says:
This is such an odd angle for a campaign. I’d like the experts to weigh in. Not HM.
Wawa
says:
Your slogans are much better Candy. The first one would get everyone to go vegan.
Jenn F.
says:
Muscle can’t turn into fat. They’re two completely different things. But I agree that there are a whole lot of things that need examining a lot sooner than meat consumption.
Jo Jo
says:
Heather doesn’t have a leg to stand on with this campaign. (sorry, folks!)
Rebeca
says:
Another bat-shit crazy idiot whose brain cells self destructed because she didn’t eat. She’s just sad. Stupid hippie!