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Heidi Klum Gets Parenting Tips from Britney, and Other Worrisome News

November 13, 2007 | Pop Culture

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Heidi Klum, who chatted with Britney Spears when the pop tart showed up (univited) to her Halloween party, told Ellen DeGeneres that she learned a lot from Britney — including how to properly put on a diaper.

“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know.  You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea.  It’s very clever.  I learned a lot of things.”

Good lord.  A string…?  Is Heidi yanking our chain?   Stop staring at Seal’s package for heaven’s sake and pay attention to what you’re doing to those kids, Klum!   While their diapers are falling off, you’re probably trying to feed them a bottle through their ears –.

Heidi?  HEIDI…???   Hell-O?  *SIGH*   Forget it.  I can’t compete with Seal’s biker shorts.   Oh, well.  I’m sure some of that formula will leak into their tummies somehow…

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  1. PaigeNo Gravatar says:

    She must be kidding-right??

  2. kathleenNo Gravatar says:

    heidi is funny.

    (you are too, candy.)

  3. MichelleNo Gravatar says:

    Really, is she for real or are you just trying to start a rumor? If not, then she is a f**king idiot!

  4. melisaNo Gravatar says:

    OMG, some people are so stupid. She was JOKING PEOPLE! Seriously, what’s wrong with some of you?

  5. stellNo Gravatar says:

    Hey, it’s really hard to be pretty AND smart, ok!? My pal Heidi and I usually leave the diaper stuff to the 2-10 nannies… XD

  6. Bee HindNo Gravatar says:

    Maybe Party Crashin’ Brit can do a duet CD with Seal!

  7. princess brideNo Gravatar says:

    if it’s a joke it’s not very funny.

  8. Happy Go LuckyNo Gravatar says:

    A string? I agree, the *joking* doesn’t come out real well in print.

    Also, i love the brit pic. Is that the Manny?

  9. jennerNo Gravatar says:

    melisa, dude, RELAX. lol

    I didn’t realize Brit Brit went to Heidi’s Halloween party. Did she wear that atrocious belly baring Pebbles Flintstone on Meth outfit? Yikes.

  10. sugarbearNo Gravatar says:

    Aww when great minds come together. Next time they need to meet and learn now to figure out those pesky shoe laces.

  11. MarieNo Gravatar says:

    I saw the interview and it was sarcasm, though I find it incredibly hard for foreigners to get sarcasm across in other languages.

  12. AnnNo Gravatar says:

    Saw the interview…total sarcasm!

  13. ZoeNo Gravatar says:

    Haha. German sense of humor not every one gets, hm? ;-) That was the first time that i read something from Heidi Klum and liked it.

  14. ExyankNo Gravatar says:

    I laughed out loud when I read that. Obviously she’s joking. :)

  15. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    heehee. Pebbles Flintstone on meth.

  16. melatonina7No Gravatar says:

    Heidi Klum is pregnant again but she still maintains a very good figure after each preganancy. she really has a very good genes.

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