Heidi Klum Gets Parenting Tips from Britney, and Other Worrisome News
November 13, 2007 | Pop Culture
Heidi Klum, who chatted with Britney Spears when the pop tart showed up (univited) to her Halloween party, told Ellen DeGeneres that she learned a lot from Britney — including how to properly put on a diaper.
“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things.”
Good lord. A string…? Is Heidi yanking our chain? Stop staring at Seal’s package for heaven’s sake and pay attention to what you’re doing to those kids, Klum! While their diapers are falling off, you’re probably trying to feed them a bottle through their ears –.
Heidi? HEIDI…??? Hell-O? *SIGH* Forget it. I can’t compete with Seal’s biker shorts. Oh, well. I’m sure some of that formula will leak into their tummies somehow…