I Feel for You, Chaka Khan
November 13, 2007 | Pop Culture
Sorry for the late posts today, guys. I just landed in Vegas, where I’m meeting up with my brother and parents. And then I had to wait for my baggage, and then, wouldn’t ya know it, the dog ate my homework…
Okay, okay, enough with the excuses. Time to have fun at celebrities’ expense!
Oh, Chaka Khan. I really do feel for you. Having just flown in my velour jogging suit and ratty sneakers, I can empathize with your need to feel, um, comfortable. But those highlights…? They remind me of how my grandma used to get her hair dyed “auburn” — which was, in fact, an unfortunate shade of eggplant. But everyone was afraid to tell her. Well, I refuse to make the same mistake again. You’re only 54, Chaka! Okay, sorry… Ms. Khan. It’s too soon to give into the eggplant. Next thing you know, you’ll be eating dinner at 3 p.m. and all your conversations will revolve around what you ate that day…
Tags: Celebrities
Mette
says:
Yeah, I was waiting for my Candy fix
Have a good time in Vegas
Paige
says:
Phew! I was jonesing!
Hope you win big!!
Bee Hind
says:
Looks like Chaka’s been hitting the Mallomars.
princess bride
says:
are those moon boots?
Scott
says:
She is still very beautiful.