Man Marries Bitch to Break Curse
November 13, 2007 | Pop Culture
Wait — I thought marriage WAS the curse! (Ba-da-bum! Thanks, I’ll be here all night.)
Just when you thought Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon had a lock on Most Romantic Wedding of 2007, along comes a story that not only blows theirs out of the water — but also makes you feel like falling in love all over again.
An Indian man known as Mr. Selvakumar has married a female dog, believing the union will help him atone for stoning two other dogs to death… *SOB*…
Sorry, I’m already getting weepy. Let me get a hold of myself…
*NOSE BLOW* WHEW! Okay. Better.
Selvakumar killed the dogs 15 years ago when he found them humping and hung them from a tree. Ever since the doggie murders, he believes he’s been cursed, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing. (Hear that, Vick? No…? Good. And the curse begins.)
A relative of the groom told the BBC:
“On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar’s marriage with a bitch.”
And there you have it.
For those wondering about the latest in bitchy bridal trends, the “bride” — named Selvi — wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate. Yum!
No word on whether the marriage was consummated, doggy-style.
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Happy Go Lucky
says:
I don’t know whether to laugh or throw up at the last line…but the vick line was hilarious!
Jenn
says:
The Vick bit is brilliant
librarian kathleen
says:
Your comments are hilarious, especially the
Vick bit, and yet so totally on the mark.
And, isn’t this just more canine abuse?
On a serious note: Where was the India branch
of PETA when this happened?
sugarbear
says:
Well proof that men will kill and screw anything till they draw their last breath.
Bee Hind
says:
…because no real woman would have him.
Jenn F.
says:
Of course it’s canine abuse. And I don’t think there is such a thing as an Indian branch of Peta. So he brutally murders a bunch of dogs for doing what they do naturally. Now he’s going to keep one in captivity and fuck it up the ass. That’s just great.
that_girl
says:
Poor dog. She’s going to get raped by this creep. Karma bit him in the ass big time and there’s nothing he can to to erase it.