Patrick Dempsey is Such a Doll

November 19, 2007 | Pop Culture

Literally.

Patrick Dempsey and Amy Adams at MTV’s “TRL” Studios in NYC

Note to Holy Rollers: The Patrick Dempsey doll would make a nice Christmas gift for Candy. She needs someone to fill the void now that she’s broken up with George. Sure, he may have huge plastic hair and doesn’t appear to be anatomically correct — or is he? — but, hey, Candy talks about herself in the third person. We all have our quirks. At least the Patrick Dempsey doll won’t get bitchy with Fabio. Which is all that she asks, really.

Candy’s looking forward to spending the holidays with her new boyfriend (hint, hint)!

Tags: Celebrities

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1. Linda says:

   that’s so sad… Amy has no feet.

   November 19, 2007 @ 10:42 pm |Reply

2. Wawa says:

   Not as sad as the doll having no manhood.

   November 20, 2007 @ 1:26 am |Reply

3. Mette says:

   I’d take the real deal!

   November 20, 2007 @ 1:32 am |Reply

4. Rogue says:

   HMMMM…THE DOLL IS FINE, BUT I’D STICK WITH THE REAL THING THOUGH

   November 20, 2007 @ 4:35 am |Reply

5. Jane says:

   Well, at least the toy maker
   got the hair right.

   November 20, 2007 @ 6:08 am |Reply

6. jenner says:

   Linda – you KNOW that pic will turn up on Go Fug Yourself. Those chicks HATE the “no feet” look…LOL

   Fashion sense aside, I adore that Amy Adams. She seems like a lovely person.

   November 20, 2007 @ 9:44 am |Reply

7. Hannah says:

   Patrick is so hot.

   November 20, 2007 @ 1:12 pm |Reply

8. bluehawaii says:

   Patrick has come a long way…

   I remember the days when he played second rate parts as “pizza boys.”

   He’s sooo evolved now. Manly. F**kable.

   November 20, 2007 @ 9:32 pm |Reply

9. Jo Jo says:

   GI Joe has got to be jealous.

   November 21, 2007 @ 8:17 am |Reply