Patrick Dempsey is Such a Doll
November 19, 2007 | Pop Culture
Patrick Dempsey and Amy Adams at MTV’s “TRL” Studios in NYC
Note to Holy Rollers: The Patrick Dempsey doll would make a nice Christmas gift for Candy. She needs someone to fill the void now that she’s broken up with George. Sure, he may have huge plastic hair and doesn’t appear to be anatomically correct — or is he? — but, hey, Candy talks about herself in the third person. We all have our quirks. At least the Patrick Dempsey doll won’t get bitchy with Fabio. Which is all that she asks, really.
Candy’s looking forward to spending the holidays with her new boyfriend (hint, hint)!