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Pieces of Candy: Hump Day Edition

November 28, 2007 | Pop Culture

How appropriate: CoCo for Hump Day…

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Gallery of the Absurd imagines if Francis Bacon had painted CoCo. Click and check out the bottom half of the work, which is a significant piece of ass, er… art. [GOTA]

The now-notorious Star magazine cover about BRIT’S CRAZY HOUSE! Hmmm. Isn’t that redundant? That’s akin to saying PARIS’ DUMB THOUGHT! [popbytes]

Hulk Hogan’s divorce may be a ruse. Say wha –? Why, next they’ll tell me professional wrestling isn’t real! [Celebrity Smack]

Note to self: Keep Nicole Kidman away from my kids. Well, if I ever have any. [Ayyyy!]

Dancing with the Stars winner — spoiler alert! — Helio Castroneves splits with his fiancée. Guess she didn’t have the right moves. (Thank you, thank you… I’ll be here all night. Be sure to tip your waitress.) [POTP]

Lindsay Lohan to work on album called “Nobody’s Angel.” Fingers crossed they use her (first) mugshot for the cover. [Gabby Babble]

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  1. librarian kathleenNo Gravatar says:

    Candy, I love it when you and Gallery of
    the Absurd cooperate on a piece. Fabulous.

    Brit’s crazy house: what would we expect?

    Hulk Hogan divorce thing: this is very
    distasteful, but very believable. The
    lawyers are into this, big time. (Which is
    why there is a Shakespeare line something
    like this from one of the Henry plays:
    “First thing we do,let’s kill all the
    lawyers.”)

  2. JaneNo Gravatar says:

    The art work inspired by the awesome
    Frances Bacon is fabulous! Love it!

    Meanwhile, may all of the other
    individuals that
    Candy posted on this roster
    rot
    in
    hell. ;)

  3. jennerNo Gravatar says:

    librarian kathleen – couldn’t agree more. Candy + 14 = PERFECTION.

    Also, I found out about this site BECAUSE of 14, so…*single tear* lol

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