Pop Quiz: Britney Spears
November 15, 2007 | Pop Culture
Britney’s new “look” is a result of:
1) The remains of a Starbucks Pomegranate Frappuccino;
2) Applying lipstick while driving the car over a paparazzo’s foot;
3) Restylane injected by Dr. Jan Adams;
4) The lingering effects of having been “friends” with Paris;
5) A faulty crystal meth pipe (hope she kept the warranty!); or…
6) None of the above. It’s ______________.
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U NO U WANT IT
says:
hahahahah!!! thats hilarious… but if u ask me… i think its a bit of all of them … i love holy candy!
jewed
says:
A botched mustache-removing exercise.
stell
says:
I say she hit the brakes too hard and bumped her lip against… something.
Jenn F.
says:
Trying to rub the Cheetos dust off her mouth before the papparazzi got a picture of it.
Julie
says:
It’s probably where the court-appointed monitor back handed her.
Bee Hind
says:
She was making out with Ronald McDonald.
jenner
says:
Hmm…the past couple of days I’ve noticed her face is thinner. And we all know that isn’t possible what with allt he fraps and cheetos & whatnot. SO I think this red mark is one of MANY procedures she’s had over the past 4 or 5 days. Lipo, collagen, etc – I think she went for the package deal (it’s cheaper, you know?)
bv
says:
It’s a fresh wax.
Michelle
says:
I choose #6, but let me ask you, how the hell do you get pink EYE on your lips?!
jewed
says:
Hahahahaha LMAO @ Julie
sgita
says:
the creepin’ crud
kathleen
says:
yikes. the fingernails bitten to stubs…the upper lip, the hair, the whole package…
screams of meth addict.
Roope
says:
nasty
Monarhu
says:
I think she just shave her moustache and her skin got abscesses http://www.spymac.com/details?2294183
librarian kathleen
says:
MRSA?
Jane
says:
She had her lips wrapped around the
exhaust pipe of her car to get high??
NO?? Okay, then she tried to wax her
upper lip herself by using the wax out
the bottom of a lit-candle at home.
Home wax treatment.
Oh yeah, she sucks. ; )
Jane
says:
Also, her nails look divine! :0
Exyank
says:
I think she must have heard/seen all the criticisms about her mustache (which was mostly just accentuated by her beestung lips) and has waxed it off or used some sort of chemical to remove the hair, and had a reaction.
It amazes me how she’s morphing, right before our eyes, from “sexy hot schoolgirl” into “Jerry Springer style trailer trash”. She should hook up with Kid Rock. They’d be perfect for each other!
Scott
says:
she is perfect!
Aidan
says:
It could be her asthma, not that I’m making any excuses for her, but I have asthma and when the mold count gets to bad I form a very similar red patch under my nose. Its some kind of reaction that my body has when I’m about to or am having an asthma attack.
Holy Terror
says:
Julie says:It’s probably where the court-appointed monitor back handed her
ROTFL!!
Yoli
says:
boogers!