Pop Quiz: Carrot Top
November 28, 2007 | Pop Culture
Carrot Top wore kneepads to the Gene Simmons roast last night because:
1) As a “gift,” he got on his knees to “smoke” Gene at the roast;
2) He wants to preserve the only part of his body that hasn’t been under the knife;
3) He also plays goalie for the National Clown Soccer Team;
4) He needs them when bouncers throw his uninvited ass out of red-carpet events;
5) None of the above. He’s wearing them because ______________.
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Michael C
says:
He has to protect his knees during the hours of praying he does each day.
He’s praying for a miracle that actually makes him funny.
Jane
says:
All of the above.
For f**ks sake, does this thing
NOT own a mirror?
Scary
ass-clown.
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
jewed
says:
He
Makes
Me
Want
To
Throw
Up
librarian kathleen
says:
All of the above.
And, all of the above.