Pop Quiz: Vince Vaughn
November 20, 2007 | Pop Culture
Vince Vaughn hasn’t plucked his nose hairs because:
1) He plans to hang ornaments on them for the holidays;
2) He screwed the sorority chick before he could get the trimmer Jen promised him for Christmas last year;
3) You never know when you might need some floss;
4) He already exerted all his energy remembering to zip up his fly;
5) He asked Santa for a trimmer, but he’s been more naughty than nice;
6) He likes to tickle women’s cheeks with ‘em when he’s “closing the deal”;
7) None of the above. He _____________.
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princess bride
says:
i hope it’s #1. that’s hilarious.
Happy Go Lucky
says:
GROSS!!!
Jenn F.
says:
You know what they say on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… there’s never an excuse for nose hair!
librarian kathleen
says:
At least his teeth look good (I have a thing
about wonky looking teeth).
And, Jenn F.: those Queer Eye guys are right
about almost everything.
Jane
says:
Oh.
My.
God.
bluehawaii
says:
The guy needs a trim. Get a trim V.V.!! You’re getting lazy.
(Am i mistaken, or does this guy come from old money?)