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November 9, 2007 | Pop Culture

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Mickey Rourke apparently decided to make the strip search easy for the police — and anyone else who cares to take a gander — as you can see here as a shirtless Mickey leaves the Miami Detention Center after being arrested for DUI on his Vespa.

I’m just disappointed he left his pants on. Why do you tease me so, Mickey?

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  1. omjNo Gravatar says:

    i think you need to sue Maxim for stealing your ’smells like’ posts. What a bunch of untalented, theiving hacks! I’d obectify them, except that they would love it.

  2. jennNo Gravatar says:

    I saw this pic and thought – Candy needs to do a what his breath smells like post…
    (those guys at Maxim are unoriginal wankers – their day will come)

  3. CandyNo Gravatar says:

    You guys are so right — a “Breath smells like” post would have been perfect! One of these days.

    As for Maxim… no comment. For once.

  4. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    Mickey Rourke is just so GROSS! Ew-ew-ew! Yucky icky pedophile kiddy pornstar! Gach!

  5. WawaNo Gravatar says:

    He should play the Bounty Hunter in the made for TV movie.

  6. HannahNo Gravatar says:

    What is that growing on his face???

  7. librarian kathleenNo Gravatar says:

    All other observations aside…why do I believe
    that if I encountered Mickey on a personal
    basis, one-to-one, in the flesh, I would swoon and lose my self-control?

    I’m just askin’…

  8. Bee HindNo Gravatar says:

    He looks like Danny Bonaduce’s big brother in that photo.
    Disgusting.

  9. bluehawaiiNo Gravatar says:

    Mickey’s loving the publicity…

    ..slightly pathetic…but oh so very “bad boy-ish.”

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