What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Hugh Hefner

November 13, 2007 | Pop Culture

An extra dose of Viagra, PoliGrip & many years of now-stale “fish tacos” with sour cream

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1. stell says:

   ewww!

   November 13, 2007 @ 2:51 pm |Reply

2. princess bride says:

   and ben gay.

   November 13, 2007 @ 3:01 pm |Reply

3. Bee Hind says:

   and prune juice.

   November 13, 2007 @ 3:03 pm |Reply

4. librarian kathleen says:

   …and the questionable aroma of old magazines,
   left in the basement, subject to mold, mildew,
   and the occasional deposit of rat poop…

   November 13, 2007 @ 4:40 pm |Reply

5. Scott says:

   We dudes still think he’s cool coz of our fantasies of getting hot babes to spoon feed us when we are so old we have to nap between feedings.

   November 13, 2007 @ 4:51 pm |Reply

6. Traci says:

   He’s always been a pimp….now he is an old pimp. My guess, possibly old rubbers and KY.
   No class………never had any class…..just money, so he dresses nicely.

   November 13, 2007 @ 6:05 pm |Reply

7. sugarbear says:

   Gin and jello.

   November 13, 2007 @ 7:12 pm |Reply

8. Jenn F. says:

   It takes a pretty base level of intelligence to believe that life is all about sex.

   November 14, 2007 @ 10:13 am |Reply

9. Me says:

   You did it!!
   You rock!!

   November 18, 2007 @ 6:56 am |Reply