Britney Spears Finds True Love This Holiday Season
December 24, 2007 | Pop Culture
It wouldn’t be Christmas Eve without a heartwarming Britney Spears tale…
Britney, who’s probably been feeling a bit neglected since news of her sister’s pregnancy broke, put on quite a show for the paparazzi this weekend. First, she led the paps on a high-speed chase in Woodland Hills, stopping to “use the bathroom” twice: first in a Walgreens, and then at a gas station where she emerged holding her nose. Nice. The bathroom undoubtedly felt the same way about her.
She then bitched out the paps, because they wouldn’t let her take a picture of them (watch the video here); however, a few moments later, she told them she was sorry — that she was “just having a bad day” and doesn’t usually treat them like that.
Bad day?
Things went from loony to certifiably nuts when Britney grabbed a paparazzo named Adnan (with whom she’s apparently been flirting for months) and told everyone, “We’re dating,” and took him to The Peninsula Hotel. An inside source reports:
“After discussing the possibility of him coming into her house she said that her house was too dirty and that she would rather go to a hotel. So they changed cars and she went back to her house to freshen up while Adnan parked down the road and waited for her. She then came out in her car and they both drove to an L.A. hotel.”
Anan didn’t emerge until about 6 a.m., when he told everyone he “needed a cigarette.”
How wonderful that Britney has found true love just in time for the holidays! I hope Jamie Lynn is able to find a life partner who’s just as good for her, such as the editor of the National Enquirer.
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Pete Moss
says:
People should stop it with this kind of thing and get serious and real at this time of year like on my blog.
Just a thought.
Sincerely,
Peter Moss
Aine
says:
oh, thank you candy!
My christmas would not have been complete without a heartwarming christmas tale of true love, alcohol, and the morning after pill!
I can sleep happy tonight!
martini lover
says:
ho, ho, ho!
helltotheno
says:
Hope she gets a bra for Christmas.
Julie
says:
I hope the paparazzo gets some Penicillin for Xmas.
midevil
says:
Shit. Now the paparazzi are infected. Who’s gonna do their job if they are in the washroom with Titney all the time??? Damned photogs, putting pleasure before work!
Javelin
says:
he looks like he’s thinking, “ugh, going home for the holidays is gonna be so damn awkward this year.”
jewed
says:
He needs more than a cigarette!
midevil
says:
I wonder if she makes them watch her old dance routines before she fucks them.
bluehawaii
says:
WTF! :-0
Why did she bother to put a shirt on at ALL?
she
says:
B S is nice woman .all of her music is also good.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club “WealthyKiss.com”. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
stell
says:
Man, can’t she afford a bra?
Me
says:
[insert disappointing *wah-wah*
sound effect here]
Her girls look so sad.
That, or they are plotting
their escape….
Belated Merry Christmas
to you, Candy!
Holy Terror
says:
I hope Jamie Lynn is able to find a life partner who’s just as good for her, such as the editor of the National Enquirer.
—————–
ROTFL Love that line.
Meanwhile, that paparazzo looks just thrilled to have his pic taken. How ironical!
Jenn F.
says:
*laughing at midevil’s comment*
I wonder if Britney sits around thinking up new ways to turn people’s stomachs. Why doesn’t she just become a full-time stripper and get it over with?
midevil
says:
Finally, a reaction to my comment! *does the Tom Cruise couch dance*
Aurora
says:
She looks so much older than she is. I normally do not feel bad for her, but one of those pics is just so pathetic.
Her kids are going to be so proud of her. I cant wait to read the book. We thought Joan Crawford was brutal. Atleast Kev is sheilding the kids from her psycho bitch self.
Randi
says:
If she had had a bra on she would have looked pretty good for her.
Bee Hind
says:
Britney WHO?