Britney Spears is a Thief, Liar, Dumbass
December 9, 2007 | Pop Culture
TMZ — also known as 24/7 “Ding Dang!” Britney Watch — has a video of Britney Spears stopping for gum at a Sherman Oaks gas station and stealing a lighter, which she then brags about to the camera: “I stole somethin’. Oh, I’m bad. Ohhhhh!”
While that may have sounded inexplicably cute in that cavernous, Cheeto dust-filled wasteland known as Britney’s Head, the gas station owner is not happy (or media shy), telling People: “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here.”
The only way she can make things right, is by using that lighter to burn her boots. Burn the boots! Burn the boots! Burn the –
Yes, people, this is how I spend my Saturday nights: staging imaginary online protests against Britney’s boots. I really need to inject more excitement into my life. Maybe I’ll go “grab” a lighter at the nearby gas station Now that sounds like fun. Oh, what a rush!
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Vernice
says:
Now wait a minute Ms. Candy!
While I agree the boots must die, we have to be careful! There are way too many fires already in CA-if you encourage the cheesy one to ignite her reeking footwear who knows what tragedy could befall us, could we as a nation handle a smoldering Taco Bell? Oh the humanity! Not to mention the TOXIC fumes that would be created, and we’ve already seen how the boys tear up when trapped in a car w/mummy and the boots!
My suggestion is that you do some of your “charity” work, and, cute as can be “relieve” Frappy of her boots, perform the nessecary exorcism, (get 14 to help you-I imagine she knows about these things) bury those puppies, and run like hell!
I know I ask alot, but damn! Those boots aren’t made for walking!
Exyank
says:
I guess that’s a store with a policy that “NOT all shoplifters will be prosecuted.” I wonder where it is? I bet there are lots of people in L.A. who could use some free stuff…
Julie
says:
I agree with Exyank: Why not press charges? Who cares if it’s only a $1.39 lighter. Stealing is stealing and I thought that was illegal, but what do I know.
Bee Hind
says:
She steals designer clothes at photo shoots, she stole a wig not long ago, so why not a lighter?
Personally, I would have called the cops and pressed charges- the idiot confessed on tape! She is truly a low life hillbilly, but wouldn’t it be great fun to see Britney doing a community service gig? I imagine her wearing an orange vest and picking up trash from the side of the highway or cleaning public toilets.
Jane
says:
Maybe she is stealing shite all over
the place to get arrested. She doesn’t want
her kids, she breaks all kinds of driving
laws, she wants to be reckless, so she is.
I agree with Exyank, stealing is stealing.
Arrest her dumb arse. I long for the
day that this twat actually is held responsible
for her actions.
big joe
says:
wow. she’s so freagin’ cool. total gangsta! she has instant street cred with me and with all the g’s.
big joe
says:
wow. she’s so freagin’ cool. total gangsta! she has instant street cred with me and with all the g’s.
jewed
says:
Why is this redneck float queen above the law?
midevil
says:
Candy, honey, you’re not Titney, so please don’t steal–you’ll go to jail.
Jo Jo
says:
Joking about stealing. Just another “Mommie Dearest” moment.
bluehawaii
says:
Can’t wait to see what this crazy ass chick does next.
big joe…I don’t think she’ll fair to well in the state pen though.
Bee Hind
says:
Oh she’ll do just fine,
three hots, a cot, and Big Bertha to keep her company.
mooly
says:
she is a little awful in my mind ,she has so mnay kinds of bad habits.and nowShe was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebrity dating club”WealthyKiss.com” with her hot pictures and blogs there.
Tellin Ya What I Know
says:
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!