Did It Have to End Like This, Uncle Jesse?
December 18, 2007 | Pop Culture
After having an imaginary courtship with me in my head for several YEARS, John Stamos didn’t even have the decency to break up with me before flaunting his new relationship with fellow ER actor, Maura Tierney, in the media.
Wow. I’m having a Mel B. moment here. What’s next, John — are you going to go on Dutch TV and deny you’re the father of my baby? Huh? And then ask George Clooney for his lawyer’s # to get a copy of his restraining order against me and my imaginary baby?
That’s fine. As long as we still spend Christmas together!