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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Getting Married This Weekend

December 8, 2007 | Pop Culture

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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are getting “secretly” hitched this weekend, reports Fox News. The ceremony will take place at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas, where Vanessa’s entourage arrived yesterday.

Oh, boy. This wedding’s gonna cause some major waterworks! No, not from the guests or Jessica Simpson… sure hope Nick’s groomsmen have a handkerchief ready for him.

No word on what the happy couple’s first dance song will be. However, Holy Candy’s money is on one of the following:

1) “Welcome to the Jungle” (an ode to Nessa’s grooming preferences)

2) “Bush Doctor

3) “Fun with Knives

4) “What’s Left of Me” (is all yours!) by Nick Lachey

5) “Try, Try Again

UPDATE: Nick’s reps have already denied this story. Yes, Fox News — shocker! — fabricated the story. Silver lining: Nick and Nessa now have their song list if and when the time comes! No need to thank me, guys. A bunch of cash will suffice.

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  1. hilaryNo Gravatar says:

    nick’s reps have already denied this, stating that fox made the story up.

  2. ObioneNo Gravatar says:

    Love that picture. Nick can’t even be bothered to get up and dance with her.

  3. JavelinNo Gravatar says:

    haha…now I have a mental image of those 98 degree boys sniffling on the side, as mr. and mrs. blah dance to “What’s left of me”. It would be great if ET and Extra used that song during their corny wedding montages.

  4. JaneNo Gravatar says:

    Candy, file this one under
    “who cares?” category. ;)

  5. bluehawaiiNo Gravatar says:

    Man! These two are corny.

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