Pop Quiz: Renée Zellweger
December 4, 2007 | Pop Culture
Renée Zellweger is posing like this at a press event for Bee Movie in Rome because:
1) She feels she deserves a hug after all the crap she’s taken for her new hairdo;
2) That sneaky woman has a deal with Cartier Watches;
3) It’s hard to stay warm when you have zero percent body fat;
4) She just realized she forgot to wear nipple petals;
5) Who cares — anything is better than the pit pose;
6) None of the above. It’s because _____________.
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stell
says:
6) She is as clumsy as I am and tries to cover up the coffee she just splashed on her shirt!?
Hannah
says:
She’s doing one of her Chicago dance moves!!!
Annie
says:
She’s trying to protect herself from the likes of us. But we really love you, Renee.
Jeff
says:
You had me at “nipple petal.”
librarian kathleen
says:
Well, at least she’s not squinting
up those chipmonk cheeks…
bluehawaii
says:
In deference to Hannah…
Renee’s dying to bust a Chicago dance move…tights and all.
Happy Go Lucky
says:
#5
Wawa
says:
#3. Put some meat on your bones woman.
Me
says:
#2.
LOL!
I like that sweater……….
But I always remember that
GalleryoftheAbsurd drawing
of her with the lemon-puckered
lips!