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Um, Amy…? I Think You Forgot Something.

December 3, 2007 | Pop Culture

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Amy Winehouse continues to be totally sane and sober, wandering the freezing streets of London in just her bra at 5:45 a.m. this weekend. According to the Daily Mail, she stumbled out of a friend’s house in London looking “distressed and agitated” and walked around aimlessly for a little while, before finally heading back inside.

Amy’s hardworking rep responded to the incident by saying: “Amy had been fast asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate.”

Perhaps that “noise” was a sailor…? That would explain why she went out topless — so he could see her lovely greeting! “Hello Sailor,” indeed. ( Well, somebody needs to throw this woman a lifesaver.)

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  1. MichelleNo Gravatar says:

    Ha ha, I’m only laughing cause she looks like my BF sister. Is it me or is one boob smaller than the other one?

  2. JaneNo Gravatar says:

    F**K! I love Amy’s voice, and I am
    nothing but sad seeing all the recent
    revelations of this girl’s life. I wish her
    parent’s would jump all over this
    shite and get her some help.

    Meanwhile, she looks so much better
    without all of that bat-wing eyeliner
    on. ;)

  3. JennNo Gravatar says:

    She has hit bottom pretty much. Hopefully her hubby is detoxing in jail and she could seize the moment with some help from friends and family. I agree with Jane – she is talented and uniquely so. I would like to see her rebound.

  4. AineNo Gravatar says:

    poor thing.
    someone help her!

  5. JavelinNo Gravatar says:

    who the hell was there to photograph it? geez, the paps never sleep.

  6. canadiangalNo Gravatar says:

    Hmmmmm…i wonder why her necklace is wrapped around her bra??
    The only reason i can see doing such a thing would involve either a late night game of twister or some other vertical endeavor. I’m finding those recent reports that she is so devoted to her husband hard to believe.

  7. midevilNo Gravatar says:

    Hey now, Michelle, don’t be knockin’ her ’cause her boobs aren’t perfect–let’s keep her from Hollyruding herself, ok?

  8. martini loverNo Gravatar says:

    the one boob is smaller though. she probably sold part of it for crack.

  9. Happy Go LuckyNo Gravatar says:

    Maybe one boob is bigger b/c that’s where she hid
    her stash ;-)

  10. HannahNo Gravatar says:

    Those tats are so ugly!!!

  11. librarian kathleenNo Gravatar says:

    It’s definitely time for an
    intervention (not joking).

    One hopes that a gifted tattoo artist
    will be part of the intervention team.

    Because, YIKES, someone has got to
    do some work to weave those random
    sailor’s tattoos into some kind of
    artistic whole.

    It certainly could be done, during
    the three or four months it would
    take to rehab this poor soul.

    Fabulous voice, unfortunate choices.
    Genuinely sad.

  12. bluehawaiiNo Gravatar says:

    …she actually looks slightly better in this semi-natural state. Get help, baby.

  13. lmnopNo Gravatar says:

    I just got her 1st album, Frank, and the pics in there would break your heart. She is so cute and healthy, you almost don’t recognize her. I can’t even remember her real last name any more. She’s Amy Wino from now on!

  14. Holy TerrorNo Gravatar says:

    The necklace is actually a Rosary. Looks like one of the glow in the dark ones that they give out at group prayer sessions. Weird indeed. She needs prayers and serious intervention. If she harms herself, that “hardworking rep” should be held partially responsible.

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