What If They Mated?
December 6, 2007 | Pop Culture
Chyna + Ozzy Osbourne = Nicolas Cage’s 16-year-old son, Weston Coppola Cage
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Zip
says:
This guy is such a phony. If he wasn’t, he’d drop his father’s stage name and just go with Coppola. You can’t claim that you are too cool for the room and on a different path than your dad…and then use his stage name…clearly for recognition??? Please!!!
How about just going with the real family name…isn’t that publicity enough??? What a phony rebel!!! 10 years from now, he’ll cut his hair, drop the make-up, and be out golfing with the other elitists…in an accompanying preppie outfit.
stell
says:
What’s up with those shoes? They look as if he’d stolen them from a clown.
But you are right, Zip. But I don’t think it’ll take him 10 years. He’ll soon be over that phase and go back the suit (or a beige sweater).
jenn
says:
looks like a poseur allright.
MMB
says:
Chyna and Khloe Kardasian look more and more alike every day…Lordy
Suzanne
says:
Maybe he is a wrestler? The Coppola Crusher I think the clown shoes are appropriate Stell.
martini lover
says:
16? he looks like he’s 30.
Bee Hind
says:
He wouldn’t be bad looking if he cut his hair, tossed out the Maybelline, and stopped posing like Paris Hilton.
princess bride
says:
don’t all teenagers go through this phase?
librarian kathleen
says:
He also seems to be taking lessons
from Posh on how to strike a pose,
with no smiling.
Happy Go Lucky
says:
I’m w Bee. He’s got nice eyes and cheekbones.
He also needs to buy clothes that fit.
Vernice
says:
Is he the missing Olsen triplet? Look at his facial features-he appears to be their missing link. Every family has one. Just saying.
midevil
says:
Zip said it all.
p.s., candy, don’t insult the Ozz, he has Character.
Me
says:
I agree with
Zip. 100%!
Hands down.
Candy ~
I love your
What if they mated-
combo on this one!
Muy perfecto!