Who Wore It Best: Spandex Edition

December 26, 2007 | Fashion Police

LEFT: Lindsay and Ali Lohan heading to dinner at Pastis in NYC

RIGHT: My cousin Michelle getting in shape for Spring Break in Cancun… in 1984

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1. Javelin says:

   I really hope that’s not tween cameltoe I’m looking at.

   December 27, 2007 @ 1:02 am |Reply

2. Tellin Ya What I Know says:

   The “genetics” phenomenon is sooooo interesting. You see that Lindsey and Ali are both beautiful and Candy and her cousin “Michelle”, well….look alike!

   December 27, 2007 @ 1:48 am |Reply

3. Vern says:

   How come Ali isn’t holding a box of that anti-smoking gum?

   December 27, 2007 @ 6:46 am |Reply

4. Vern says:

   Also, have to ask: Is there an Olivia Mutant John song playing at Michelle’s?

   December 27, 2007 @ 6:47 am |Reply

5. martini lover says:

   ali not only looks like she’s 30, but she has the posture of an 80 year old woman!

   December 27, 2007 @ 8:31 am |Reply

6. midevil says:

   Vern,

   For younger nicotine addicts, we like to wait until they come of age to treat their habit with products like Nicorettes.

   [she didn't score a contract]

   December 27, 2007 @ 8:57 am |Reply

7. Jenn says:

   your cousin wins – nice yellow belt :-p

   December 27, 2007 @ 9:07 am |Reply

8. MsTriste says:

   God, when will this new fashion of wearing black spandex with a shirt and boots END?!? UGH.

   December 27, 2007 @ 9:59 am |Reply

9. Carina says:

   Nobody has the legs for leggings. Not a damn person alive. Least of all you, Linds.

   December 27, 2007 @ 10:00 am |Reply

10. midevil says:

    Hmmm, I wonder what Wino would look like in black spandex with boots. I think I’ll go call her agent and suggest it.

    December 27, 2007 @ 10:50 am |Reply

11. Bee Hind says:

    I see that Santa brought Ali a new shower cap for Christmas!

    December 27, 2007 @ 11:07 am |Reply

12. Jenn F. says:

    My God, that is tween camel toe! Gross!

    December 27, 2007 @ 12:06 pm |Reply

13. Vernice says:

    Mid,
    Isn’t she a little old to not have a job? Dina must be slipping on all HER work. What do you imagine she could shill?

    December 27, 2007 @ 1:03 pm |Reply

14. midevil says:

    Vern,

    I suggest she take Jamie Lynn’s spot in that Nickeldoneon show. If she doesn’t look innocent enough to play the part, there’s always lighting and makeup, really.

    December 27, 2007 @ 3:07 pm |Reply

15. bluehawaii says:

    Michelle wins, hands down!

    Her guitar case looks like a time capsule. “Berlin” sticker, Canadian flag (all she needs is a “Duran Duran” sticker.) teeheehee…

    December 27, 2007 @ 7:30 pm |Reply

16. Vern says:

    Mid you are a genius!

    December 28, 2007 @ 4:46 am |Reply

17. midevil says:

    Vern, the world can achieve anything with the right lighting and makeup.

    December 28, 2007 @ 7:09 am |Reply