Adam Sandler Wants Us to LEAVE TOM ALONE!

January 24, 2008 | Pop Culture

…And then Adam returned to filming his new movie about a guy who’s just a big kid at heart, but his immaturity drives his bitchy girlfriend to dump him, so he punches people and yells at them in a silly voice (with Rob Schneider egging him on) — and makes many, many fart jokes, as well as a couple homophobic ones — while somehow landing the sweet girl of his dreams who is ridiculously out of his league.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.

Tags: Celebrities, TomKat

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1. Vince says:

   I think we would all be happy to never hear about his personal life again. Unfortunately Tom Cruises out-ethics keep causing him to make his personal life everyones business.

   So just so everyone knows the rules:
   Good press coverage of personal life = OK
   Bad press coverage of personal life = Invasion of Privacy.

   January 24, 2008 @ 2:17 pm |Reply

2. martini lover says:

   ditto what vince said.

   and candy-you just summed up about 90% of adam’s movies. i loved happy gilmore but he just does the same old in almost all his comedy movies. big yawn.

   January 24, 2008 @ 2:22 pm |Reply

3. nashdog says:

   dear baby jeebus: please let someone do a parody of adam defending tom a la chris crocker defending britters… under a blanket, lots of eyeliner, the whole thing… the jerry o’connell and craig ferguson skits made me laugh, but I think this would be just about fart-inducing… yours: nash

   January 24, 2008 @ 2:48 pm |Reply

4. Javelin says:

   haha candy… hear that phone ringing? it’s his agent calling to ‘express interest’ in the script you just wrote.

   January 24, 2008 @ 3:10 pm |Reply

5. stell says:

   LOL Javelin

   January 24, 2008 @ 3:14 pm |Reply

6. midevil says:

   Oh my, the comments above are just hilarious! Keep it up! *falls off chair*

   January 24, 2008 @ 4:09 pm |Reply

7. scott says:

   i’m sure there will be many many sequels, with more farts than laughs.

   January 24, 2008 @ 6:09 pm |Reply

8. Exyank says:

   I just keep thinking of Adam in front of a video camera with a sheet hanging behind him, sobbing and wiping snot off his lip, begging us to “LEAVE TOM ALONE! He’s a HUMAN, you BASTARDS! Just leave him ALONE!!!” *sobsobsniffle*

   January 25, 2008 @ 6:50 am |Reply

9. librarian kathleen says:

   Vince & martini lover are on target.

   Let’s try to remember, fondly,
   the good old days on SNL,
   when Sandler did the original
   (and genuinely funny)Hanukkah Song.

   January 25, 2008 @ 3:45 pm |Reply