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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Sell Baby for Charity!

January 30, 2008 | Pop Culture

Selling confirmation that the baby exists, that is. But that isn’t nearly as entertaining of a headline…

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Maddox Jolie-Pitt A “source close to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt” has supposedly confirmed to Us Weekly that Angie is indeed pregnant.

Angelina’s billowy frock at the SAG Awards fueled the pregnancy rumors that have been swirling for a couple weeks. One SAG attendee noted that: “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”

“Not to mention the overflowing mammary glands,” added Candy.

The source reveals Brad and Angelina may sell the confirmation, with the money going to charity. Meanwhile, their reps refused to comment — because, well, that would negate the whole “selling the confirmation for charity” idea.

Holy Candy’s sources say that the tabloids are willing to kick in an extra million if Angie confirms K-Fed’s the daddy!

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  1. jewedNo Gravatar says:

    She is so inconsistent. Remember all that
    ‘my babies are out there in the world,I will never have a biological baby,I will only adopt’ bull..? Then she realized she had hit the DNA jackpot when she was able to steal BP from his wife,and now she’s popping them out left and right.

  2. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    She’s always been a master manipulator. Whatever image works best for the public, she milks it for all it’s worth. Whether it’s showing up on the red carpet in leather pants and a t-shirt and claiming to have just screwed Billy Bob in the back of the limo (oooh I’m such an animal) or growing a multicultural family faster than you can say “image opp” (I’m such a modern day madonna), she works it and it appears to delight the masses. She’s just better at playing the game than someone like Britney. Slightly less transparent. But you can still see through it. From vials of blood around the neck to charity queen, it just seems all too image-based.

  3. OhnoNo Gravatar says:

    She has a history of stealing men, he has a history of being weak and adopting the habits of his women. Americans are so desperate to put them on a pedestal, but doing a few nice things for charity does not erase their history or suddenly make them wonderful people. It makes them wonderful publicists for themselves.

  4. martini loverNo Gravatar says:

    they also have a history of not handing over the money they promised to charity in similar situations.

    http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/141769/angelina_jolie_facing_legal_woes_over.html

  5. James HavenNo Gravatar says:

    LEAVE ANGELINA ALONE!

  6. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    *lol*

    There’s James, sobbing under his sheets again.

  7. scottNo Gravatar says:

    She ain’t good enuf for Brad.

  8. midevilNo Gravatar says:

    Hint: Brad’s not good enough for Brad.

  9. blady02No Gravatar says:

    Oh boy are we thrilled another future drug addicted neglected rich kid in Hollywood and twins to boot! Yahoo! More delinquents for the anti-Christian, unmarried, mentally unstable, egotistical, hypocritical couple of Hollywood! What a great future! Envy I think not! Pity for the kids!

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