Britney Spears Bails on Court, Ruins My Relationship with Mom
January 14, 2008 | Pop Culture
I just called my mom to see how her weekend was, and what were the first words out of her mouth? Nope, not “how are you?” or “have you gotten over that terrible cold?” — but rather, “has Britney showed up to court yet?”
Can you believe this crap? It’s one thing to sabotage your relationship with YOUR family, Britney, but keep your Cheeto-stained hands off MINE! You hear me, Brit?!
Whoa. Pardon my mini-breakdown. Next thing you know, I’ll be grocery shopping in Britney’s wedding dress…
… Where was I? Oh, right. BRITNEY’s insanity. So after circling the courthouse in her Escalade a few times, Britney decided to back out of the court hearing because she “couldn’t handle the mob scene.” She screamed at photogs, “Move back. I’m scared. Stop it. Stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please.” Because, you know, Britney’s such a recluse when it comes to paparazzi attention. Her next stop: a church, of course. And we all know what that means…
Only a matter of time till she emerges wearing nothing but a nun habit. And then my mom will be all like, “Oh my gawd, did you see Britney? Did she really hook up with that priest? I don’t CARE if you have a cold, Candy. Suck it up. Britney has REAL problems!”
Tags: britney spears
Paige
says:
DID she hook up with a priest?
Jane
says:
I hope you make up with your Mom, Candy.
Buy her a Frapp delight ala Britney,
it might make things better.
Jenn F.
says:
Using the papparazzi as an excuse. It can’t get any more lame.