David Spade to Father Hair Gel-Loving Baby with Smartass Attitude?

January 16, 2008 | Pop Culture

David Spade, 44, may have knocked up 22-year-old Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, according to TMZ.

Jillian’s claims to fame include being “discovered” on the Howard Stern Show and sleeping with Pauly Shore, while David’s include luring hot women into bed with his luscious locks and making Dakota Fanning look like a giant.

Thank goodness they may be procreating together!

David told TMZ, “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”

Somewhere, Jillian is saying, “Oh, it was brief, all right.”

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1. Margaret says:

   Candy, you are absolutely the funniest human being on this planet. I have laughed till I made myself sick. Cute couple.

   January 16, 2008 @ 10:19 am |Reply

2. jenner says:

   Are they reeeeeeeally lowering the standards for Playmates now…..? Is it just me….?

   January 16, 2008 @ 10:25 am |Reply

3. c'est moi says:

   the baby inherit great hair and a
   dazzling smile. and from its mom,
   pride in the “nudie, baby’s first
   poop” potty pictures

   January 16, 2008 @ 10:46 am |Reply

4. c'est moi says:

   sorry “will inherit”

   January 16, 2008 @ 10:47 am |Reply

5. Julie says:

   No, Jenner. I thought the same thing when I first saw that pic. Whichever issue she was in, I’m sure it was REALLY only bought for the articles. Blech.

   January 16, 2008 @ 11:42 am |Reply

6. Jane says:

   Ew.

   January 16, 2008 @ 12:32 pm |Reply

7. kali says:

   How much did he pay her to screw him? He is one gross little weasel.

   January 16, 2008 @ 12:45 pm |Reply

8. midevil says:

   Bahahahahaha!

   January 16, 2008 @ 12:49 pm |Reply

9. martini lover says:

   he looks like HER dad. gross.

   January 16, 2008 @ 1:14 pm |Reply

10. Vern says:

    Apparently David wasn’t Spade!

    January 16, 2008 @ 1:38 pm |Reply

11. nashdog says:

    I’m more creeped out by how they look so much alike

    January 16, 2008 @ 2:19 pm |Reply

12. Bee Hind says:

    Does he have a trick pelvis or something? Because I really don’t understand why attractive women even look in his direction.

    January 16, 2008 @ 4:08 pm |Reply

13. midevil says:

    Maybe he’s so big, he needs a zip code in two states. Maybe he’s so big, girl needs a ladder to get to his ‘head.’ Maybe he’s so big, he needs to limos to take it places.

    January 16, 2008 @ 4:44 pm |Reply

14. Jenn F. says:

    The porn ’stache ain’t helpin’.

    January 16, 2008 @ 6:23 pm |Reply

15. Happy Go Lucky says:

    At least she’s not preggers by Pauly Shore…

    January 16, 2008 @ 8:38 pm |Reply

16. midevil says:

    Or Carrot Top!

    January 17, 2008 @ 3:44 am |Reply

17. Jo Jo says:

    sleeping with Pauly Shore is one of her claims to fame; sad, budddd—yyyyyyy.

    January 17, 2008 @ 11:22 am |Reply