Hannah Montana Drives Suffering Boy to Poorly Planned Hijack Attempt
January 24, 2008 | Pop Culture
Serving as further proof that America is suffering from Hannah Montana overload, a teenage boy was arrested at Nashville International Airport because guards received a tip that he intended to hijack the plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.
Investigators said he somehow smuggled handcuffs, rope and tape, as well as a copy of the flight plan and schedules onto the plane at LAX. He was confronted on the plane and held until it landed.
“Sounds like a desperate cry for attention,” said a random woman in the airport interviewed by Nashville’s News Channel 5. “Handcuffs and duct tape are not going to get you where you want to go.”
Not on a plane, maybe, but in bed, er… never mind.
The mastermind criminal, who was likely “tattled on” by his parents, even got the date wrong for the concert. It takes place Friday night instead of earlier this week. Whoops.
I can’t fault the boy for snapping. Hey, if I was a teenager and forced to listen to songs like “Life’s What You Make It” and “Pumpin’ Up the Party” all the time, I might crash a plane or two, myself. But what’s most disturbing about this story, is that this kid was able to clear handcuffs and rope through LAX security, when those fuc*ers stopped ME for trying to “smuggle” a tube of Victoria’s Secret Beauty Rush Lip Gloss in Coconut Craze! What did they think I was going to do? Kiss the pilot to death?
Hmmm. Maybe if there was duct tape and rope involved, er… never mind.