More Great News + Top Five Names for Denise Richards’ New Reality Show

January 23, 2008 | Pop Culture

A judge has ruled that child prostitution IS legal, after all!

Despite Charlie Sheen‘s efforts to block Denise Richards from pimping out their daughters in her new reality show, a court commissioner has given Denise the greenlight to proceed with her plans. There are unspecified ground rules, a source said, but otherwise Denise was “very happy” with the decision.

Holy Candy‘s Top 5 Names for Denise’s new reality show are:

5. Pimping Kids with the Washed-Up Stars

4. Making It Big — With My Husband’s Alimony

3. My Life on the Straight-to-DVD List

2. Starting Over (With My Friend’s Husband)

1. Denise and Charlie: Chaotic

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1. Michelle says:

   And the kid still isn’t smiling. I like “My Life of the Straight to DVD-List.”

   January 23, 2008 @ 11:14 am |Reply

2. Vern says:

   Since idea of yet another reality show is borrowed, I’m gonna borrow some other titles:
   Intead of “Black like me” how about

   Whore like me
   or
   Whore in the city
   or
   50 ways to mistreat your daughters
   or
   Whore City
   or
   I aint callin’ her a golddigger (oh, wait, yes I am)
   or
   Two and a half brains
   or
   If I could sing I’d be on American Idol with that other crazy bitch Paula
   or…….

   January 23, 2008 @ 11:18 am |Reply

3. Vern says:

   Amost forgot my favorite-
   PARASITE!

   January 23, 2008 @ 11:21 am |Reply

4. midevil says:

   Parasite’s gonna be doing cameos… she’ll suck for 30 seconds before they break to commercial.

   January 23, 2008 @ 11:31 am |Reply

5. helltotheno says:

   LOVE “My Life on the Straight to DVD List”!! Ha! Blonde and Blonder anyone?? Jessica Simpson should join her on that show!

   January 23, 2008 @ 11:37 am |Reply

6. scott says:

   I hate reality shows.

   January 23, 2008 @ 11:39 am |Reply

7. Vern says:

   Seriously-what could they have her do?
   Maybe she could “befriend” the Cruises and “steal” tommmy away.
   or be the one mom in the daddy & me playgroup wearing pasties and a thong!

   January 23, 2008 @ 11:40 am |Reply

8. midevil says:

   Vern,

   Gross.

   January 23, 2008 @ 12:13 pm |Reply

9. helloandie says:

   God this infuriates me. What’s wrong with that judge??

   Also, I think Denise and Charlie: Chaotic is definitely the best.

   January 23, 2008 @ 12:15 pm |Reply

10. Javelin says:

    nice, dressing the poor kid in leopard print. how long before denise scores her own paparazzo boyfriend?

    January 23, 2008 @ 12:58 pm |Reply

11. Jo Jo says:

    hope Denise doesn’t throw any computers off the balcony with her girls underneath

    January 23, 2008 @ 4:52 pm |Reply

12. vee says:

    HEY LET ME HAVE MY OWN SHOW WHO DO I NEED TO SLEEP WITH TO GET THIS THING OFF THE GROUND IF SHE’S GETTING A SHOW CANDY I DAMN WELL WANT ONE TOO.

    January 23, 2008 @ 10:34 pm |Reply

13. jewed says:

    That little girl looks thrilled at the prospect.

    January 24, 2008 @ 10:19 am |Reply