Pieces of Candy: Monday Edition
January 14, 2008 | Pop Culture
If you’re not careful, you could end up eating a Snausage instead of a sausage. [GOTA]
Speaking of sausage… Jenna Jameson says she’ll never spread her legs for porn again. But for a good meal, sure. [Celebrity Smack]
Picking up the slack: Amy Fisher is spreading her legs for porn. Phew! [Gabby Babble]
Kelly Ripa tells Katie Holmes that it’s “cute’ she and Suri have matching haircuts. In related news, Kelly’s nose spotted growing. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Move over Shiloh, there’s a new adorable (albeit furrier) baby in town. [Ayyyy!]
Matthew McConaughey lost his virginity at 15. Somewhere, Johnny Depp is saying, “What a late bloomer that Matthew is. I lost MY virginity at 13! [POTP]
List of the Golden Globe winners, who were forced to celebrate in backstreet dive bars. Welcome to my world, winners. [popbytes]
Heidi Montag is “obsessed” with plastic surgery. No word on why anyone cares. [Fatback]
Tags: Pieces of Candy






Paige
says:
Is that Hayden Panettiere’s leg??
Jane
says:
Quentin has now been reduced to becoming an oral pedicurist to make ends meet. Got to pay the
rent some how. I wonder how often he flosses?
Gross. ;(
Jenn F.
says:
Quentin earned a spot in my “people to whom I owe respect” book a long time ago, due to his absolutely amazing list of directing accomplishments. He can suck on any ol’ toe he likes and he’s still one super cool dude.
Erika
says:
If Heidi is so obsessed with her looks, you’d think she’d get some sort of hot oil treatment for her dead hair…or maybe just cut a few inches off. I don’t know why I am even wasting my finger energy typing about this waste of space. Those pictures are hilarious, though. “Oh…are you taking my picture?”