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Pieces of Candy: Monday Edition

January 14, 2008 | Pop Culture

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If you’re not careful, you could end up eating a Snausage instead of a sausage. [GOTA]

Speaking of sausage… Jenna Jameson says she’ll never spread her legs for porn again. But for a good meal, sure. [Celebrity Smack]

Picking up the slack: Amy Fisher is spreading her legs for porn. Phew! [Gabby Babble]

Kelly Ripa
tells Katie Holmes that it’s “cute’ she and Suri have matching haircuts. In related news, Kelly’s nose spotted growing. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Move over Shiloh, there’s a new adorable (albeit furrier) baby in town. [Ayyyy!]

Matthew McConaughey lost his virginity at 15. Somewhere, Johnny Depp is saying, “What a late bloomer that Matthew is. I lost MY virginity at 13! [POTP]

List of the Golden Globe winners, who were forced to celebrate in backstreet dive bars. Welcome to my world, winners. [popbytes]

Heidi Montag is “obsessed” with plastic surgery. No word on why anyone cares. [Fatback]

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  1. PaigeNo Gravatar says:

    Is that Hayden Panettiere’s leg??

  2. JaneNo Gravatar says:

    Quentin has now been reduced to becoming an oral pedicurist to make ends meet. Got to pay the
    rent some how. I wonder how often he flosses?
    Gross. ;(

  3. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    Quentin earned a spot in my “people to whom I owe respect” book a long time ago, due to his absolutely amazing list of directing accomplishments. He can suck on any ol’ toe he likes and he’s still one super cool dude.

  4. ErikaNo Gravatar says:

    If Heidi is so obsessed with her looks, you’d think she’d get some sort of hot oil treatment for her dead hair…or maybe just cut a few inches off. I don’t know why I am even wasting my finger energy typing about this waste of space. Those pictures are hilarious, though. “Oh…are you taking my picture?”

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