Pieces of Candy: TGIF Edition
January 11, 2008 | Pop Culture
From “Will You Be My Valentine?” to “Will You Be My Baby Daddy?” — the revamped Jamie Lynn Spears Valentine’s Day card. [GOTA]
Christina Aguilera has a baby boy. Sources say his first words were, “Damn, woman — lay off the MAC!” [Dlisted]
Stella McCartney also has a baby boy. Sources say his first words were, “You charge how much for a dress?!” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Glenn Close’s new “Got Milk?” ad should read, “Got Embalming Fluid?” [popbytes]
Helena Bonham Carter should have added Sally Hansen’s Facial Hair Remover to her baby registry. [Ayyyy!]
Even these men are tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass. [POTP]
A question we’ve all asked ourselves: if celebrities mated… what would their porn star offspring look like? [Celebrity Smack]
Sharon Stone’s new mantra: “I’d rather carpet munch than go Efron!” [Gabby Babble]
Britney Spears was reportedly naked and yelling, “Don’t cover me up. I’m fu*king hot!” during police stand-off. Well, it is balmy here in L.A. [TMZ]
Tags: Pieces of Candy
jewed
says:
Makes me love Helena Bonham Carter more
Bring on the cookie,eccentric,womanly-looking actresses.
midevil
says:
Oh, to have the costumes she had in that movie!
I’m all for stained (and crooked teeth)–it’s SeXy!
Javelin
says:
for some reason I see Christina’s little boy growing up to be the next Carrot Top.