Pop Quiz: Katie Holmes

January 14, 2008 | Pop Culture

Kat(i)e Holmes was using this Birkin bag in NYC because:

1) She needed to carry Tom around ’cause his lifts were hurting his feet;

2) Sitting next to the sunglasses, it actually didn’t look that big;

3) It’s Katie’s get-away bag, containing Suri and extra cash, as well as the keys to her parents’ house AND to her mainframe;

4) She got roped into carrying Paris Hilton’s shoes;

5) She needed something to hold the rest of her Carol Channing costume;

6) None of the above. She _____________.

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1. midevil says:

   1 and 2, definitely. There’s plenty of room in there (even with Tommy) for the kitchen sink.

   January 15, 2008 @ 4:18 am |Reply

2. kathleen says:

   thank you for letting me start my day with a full-on belly laugh!

   January 15, 2008 @ 4:25 am |Reply

3. Jane says:

   1 and 2 and 5: She needs a bag to carry Xenu to keep her crazy in check.

   January 15, 2008 @ 4:32 am |Reply

4. Vern says:

   I say 2,4,5 AND she wants to keep pointing out how much buckage she now has so we understand why she sold her soul.

   January 15, 2008 @ 4:39 am |Reply

5. kali says:

   She’s packed and ready in case the mothership lands.

   January 15, 2008 @ 6:12 am |Reply

6. Linda says:

   Maybe the bag is normal sized, and she’s trying to shrink to match Tom’s size.

   January 15, 2008 @ 7:31 am |Reply

7. Upchucker says:

   That’s the one-of-a-kind bag Tommy had custom made for her -to the tune of $10k- so my money is on 1!

   January 15, 2008 @ 7:40 am |Reply

8. MsTriste says:

   That’s how she trains for the Boston Marathon. That girl needs to start eating again. No wonder she can’t get pregnant.

   January 15, 2008 @ 8:22 am |Reply

9. Nikki says:

   None of the above. She beat up Anna Wintour. Then stuffed Anna in the bag and stole her identity. All so she could take over as Vogue Magazine’s editor in chief.

   href=”http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2007/03/22/annawintour460.jpg”>Anna Wintour pic

   January 15, 2008 @ 9:19 am |Reply

10. johntherevelator says:

    Carol Channing costume, toooooooo funny.
    Still laughing.

    January 15, 2008 @ 9:40 am |Reply

11. Adrienne says:

    Is it just me, or is Katie looking a lot like Anna Wintour these days?

    January 15, 2008 @ 10:04 am |Reply

12. lisa says:

    Shes turning into Victoria Beckham… how long will it be before Tom starts trying to emulate David?
    In fact i think she has them stashed in the bag until they convert to Scientology….. *Loony Tunes music plays*

    January 16, 2008 @ 2:22 am |Reply

13. Jo Jo says:

    What a huge bag…does she have a Smart Car in there or something?

    January 16, 2008 @ 9:48 am |Reply

14. Jenn F. says:

    I hope it’s #3, for her sake.

    January 16, 2008 @ 11:21 am |Reply