Resistance is Futile
January 14, 2008 | Pop Culture
Must… report… on… Britney’s… every… move…
Even though Britney Spears‘ custody hearing — which is critical if she actually wants to see her kids during the next few months (a big “if,” I know) — started earlier this morning, Brit JUST rolled into court at 1:30.
No word on whether Britney’s Breasts, which have been wandering aimlessly for months now, followed her. However, several reports claim to have spotted them getting fake passports and making a run for the border in hopes of avoiding further humiliation.
Run, girls, run!
Tags: britney spears
martini lover
says:
seal and heidi should get permanent custody of the boys.
Jane
says:
I think Brangelina should get permanent
custody.
SPF and JJ would bring a bit o’crazy
to their family.
Jane
says:
Oh yeah, could Britney’s hands/nails be any
more revolting? F**k, what the hell was she
doing, scrubbing with sulfuric acid?
lola
says:
Yah.. Angelina Jolie is a whore- but I guess because she is doing good things for humanity- I guess everyone has forgotten about that. So yah- she should totally raise Britney’s kids!! She could give them viles of her own blood to wear around their necks, get them lots of meaningless tattoos, teach them how to make out with each other like she did with her brother, help get them into acting- i mean making porn (pretty much what all of her movies have been like), oh and just how to be a total idiot in general. And then, she can tell them to adopt some kids when they grow up- to take the attention off of how much of a f**k up you are and a whore after you steal another woman’s husband. Oh well, just as long as their not with that ‘train wreck’ britney spears i guess they’d be better off, right?
Vern
says:
the girls are running. unfortunately in different directions!
Because I Said So
says:
Candy, your reporting on Britney is usually funny, not mean-spirited, so I can live with it. Some of the other blogs are just plain cruel about Britney. Nothing is funny, amusing or entertaining about an admittedly troubled woman who has lost custody of her children.
Jenn F.
says:
Seriously, Vern. The girls have each got a mind of their own. And they LUUURRRRRVVE the papparazzi!
midevil
says:
What Titney needs to do is get the hardness of Posh’s boobies, that way, people won’t even notice she goes without a bra, really, and the girls will thank her for it because they will have added support, instead of swinging to and fro in the wind.
Claire
says:
It’s so sad to see. For such a young girl- I mean she’s only 26, she has the worst case of granny- boobies I have ever seen. Those things are mad long and saggy- down to her knees!
It really is unfortunate. This girl has all the money in the world- and if it can’t at least fix a few of her problems for her ie get her into therapy and intensive treatment… the least she can do with it is buy a bra.. and wear it. It’s disgusting. A 26- year old woman with 68 year old “tata’s”. Poor Brit, as if life isn’t hard enough for her already.