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Tori Spelling Continues to Procreate

January 24, 2008 | Pop Culture

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Tori Spelling is pregnant once again, a close pal of Tori’s has confirmed to In Touch.

“They have been having so much fun with Liam, they couldn’t wait to have another!” Though the pal wouldn’t confirm exactly how far along the Tori was, she hints that the actress is in her second trimester.

Translation: “Having so much fun with Liam” = “Mama needs another Nutri$ystem deal.”

Congrats, you crazy kids! Don’t forget about Mimi La Rue. After all, she’s the one with the brightest future, given that the eldest children often develop higher IQs than their younger siblings — except in my family, of course.

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  1. stellNo Gravatar says:

    OMG. I just found this pic and wouldn`t believe it. http://justpetstrollers.com/tori_spelling_pet_stroller.jpg
    No offence to anyone, but I think it is just weird!

  2. martini loverNo Gravatar says:

    which one’s the dog?

    just kidding! not really.

    i don’t think mimi larue can walk on her own. but it does look funny.

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  4. Jenn F.No Gravatar says:

    No offence intended at all, but I’ve just never found Tori to be attractive even slightly.

  5. scottNo Gravatar says:

    Yeah but she’s a nice lady.

  6. It's British BitchNo Gravatar says:

    It’s true that Tori has pimped out some total crap, however, she has been ordained in some kind of all encompassing religion thing and officiates at gay marriages/civil unions/commitment ceremonies. That makes her A-OK by me.

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