Fashionable Learnings of Borat for Make Benefit “Jokester” John Mayer

February 5, 2008 | Pop Culture

I cannot lie. For a brief moment, my loins may have betrayed me and unexpectedly experienced a favorable reaction to these disturbing photos. However, once I realized John was likely cracking jokes about “making romance explosions” with a bad Borat accent while holding a magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover… my vagina shriveled faster than Pam Anderson’s breasts in an Easy-Bake Oven. True story.

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1. scamps says:

   Ohhhh, no. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooo…

   February 5, 2008 @ 4:02 pm |Reply

2. jewed says:

   Is he mentally ill?

   February 5, 2008 @ 4:09 pm |Reply

3. bluehawaii says:

   Eeew. What some guys think is funny…

   February 5, 2008 @ 4:17 pm |Reply

4. PoorBritney.com says:

   I love it. This makes him so sexy now!

   February 5, 2008 @ 4:21 pm |Reply

5. Julie says:

   Mmmmm…take it all off John!!!!!

   February 5, 2008 @ 5:04 pm |Reply

6. skosh says:

   aarrgh…my eyes! >.<

   February 5, 2008 @ 5:39 pm |Reply

7. Jenny says:

   Why must you post such a horrid thing? I’ve hated him since the very beginning…. I’m sad now.

   February 5, 2008 @ 6:43 pm |Reply

8. Erika says:

   I never liked him…I hate his music and his lips give me the creeps. But seeing him trying to be funny – and having the balls (literally and figuratively) to wear the Borat bathing suit actually made him go up the scale.

   February 5, 2008 @ 7:11 pm |Reply

9. guiseppe says:

   what’s a matta him? why he a do that?

   February 5, 2008 @ 8:20 pm |Reply

10. Mette says:

    My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Please Candy, you should have blurred it and people could have clicked it…

    February 5, 2008 @ 11:32 pm |Reply

11. stell says:

    OMG! This is something I did NOT want to see… EVER!

    February 6, 2008 @ 1:52 am |Reply

12. Vern says:

    John, John, John. *Sigh*
    It’s not:
    “What would Posh do?”
    The question you need to answer before getting dressed is:
    “What would BECKS do?”

    February 6, 2008 @ 6:57 am |Reply

13. bv says:

    He’s funny, but he needs what my ex used to call “The Great American Shave Down.”

    February 6, 2008 @ 7:58 am |Reply

14. Bee Hind says:

    Very few people could pull off that color,
    and John is not one of them.

    February 6, 2008 @ 8:35 am |Reply

15. Happy Go Lucky says:

    where exactly does one buy such an outfit?

    February 6, 2008 @ 6:34 pm |Reply

16. Sara says:

    Gross, gross, gross. At least get waxed first, you dirty bitch, no one needs to see your curly pubes. Gross. At least Borat waxed!!!!

    February 11, 2008 @ 1:56 am |Reply